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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 10 2007, 01:54 PM)
Is Mr. Pibb related to Dr. Pepper?

On his mother's side... laugh.gif

 

"Ted, I don't know how to say this, but we need to lean up the process improvement processes, so I have to smartsize one resource."

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I've got a great, big pointed fang, which is my zomby toof.

My right foot's bigger than my other one is like a regular zomby hoof.

If I raid your dormatorium, don't try and remain aloof.

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid and do it to you up on the roof.

 

I'm about as bad as the Boogeyman can be!

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everyone in my family loves peanut butter, except my grandmother; she smokes cigars
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QUOTE (Der Trommler @ Aug 12 2007, 12:18 AM)
Bad elephants in lingerie scares the water.

...is that what we saw at Dunkin' Donuts tonight?? ohmy.gif No wonder the business was so slow - they had no water to make the coffee!

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you can stop time using a melon baller
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walk high slow marks in gym
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the spots on my wall are not garden variety
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Gangly running smooch gives an understanding to topsy fanny
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bacon bits microphone pants cats in heat
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QUOTE (Turn Me On Dead Man @ Aug 12 2007, 01:35 AM)
Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart,
She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start.

unsure.gif that's not really nonsensical...it's from The Ocean, dude...he's talking about his daughter ph34r.gif

 

but to each his own, i guess confused13.gif

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life is like pancakes left to dry in the rain
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