KublaKhan Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Oct 26 2006, 06:35 PM) "What day is New Year's again?" "I hate stereotypes. We Canadians don't really talk like that, eh?" "Where's the kosher pork?" -- Asked of a worker at a grocery store. "Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)" -- The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar. "Ears pierced while you wait." -- A sign in a shop. "Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank. Come On In - Were Open! -Viewed on Sunday: A Sign From A Store with another sign that says Sunday - Closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 How many times did I eat at Wendys yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 7 hell Caps lock Jethro drum boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 You run long distances in Cross Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dog food is not for humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 "Do not use this product if you suffer from enlargement of the prostate." On my Midol bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Melodic777 is a great guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Oct 27 2006, 06:30 PM) Melodic777 is a great guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Oct 27 2006, 07:36 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Oct 27 2006, 06:30 PM) Melodic777 is a great guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 something smells, bad i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 oh... were not supposed to put a bunch of random words together? well... damn... but heres one: Ciara is a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Eminem has a lot more talent than Geddy Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsbry Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 You know, I feel a whole lot more like I do now then when I first got here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 QUOTE (itsbry @ Oct 29 2006, 10:07 PM) You know, I feel a whole lot more like I do now then when I first got here. This actually makes perfect sense to us with a slight neurosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 "Wait! Listen....do you smell something?" "What do you think I am, blind?! Of course I smell it!" (Courtesy of Ghostbusters and the Powerpuff girls ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Sometimes the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I like butter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 You smell like butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 "So, like what's the point of like a spreadsheet? Like all it does is add up like numbers and stuff." (I wish I knew where they're getting some of these newbie secretaries so we could ship them back... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Gloves Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 "We found a stray cat, that was before we got a new front door" My brother's weird neighbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what went wrong? Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 It's colder than Hell in here... Try explaining it?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Can you hear me? or Can you read this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Gloves Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 "Go to school naked!"--My catchphrase freshman year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 writing "i have to pee" on a piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 need to pee brb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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