Sword and Armor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I like bean dip and thong underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel717 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 i really hate mowing the lawn with finger nail clippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 My shoes hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 The man on the moon has herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 How does a snail scratch it's itches? Does it just mosey along trying to ignore it? Or does it just let it eat at it, and eat it until it finally dies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 The squirrel drank all of my merlot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Dude, root beer is so metal. Just makes me want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Bleeblah bloo blaa blaaaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Why would I try to make a new sort of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeHaste Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 My eyes are too bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Chocolate cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Sometimes, because of earthshine, the dark side of the moon is not dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 But only on the second Tuesday of the sixth week of the 13th month.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 High interest rates make my eyes run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Why don't ants drive cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 i don't know, i mean they have six legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Cow prefer their tea with salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 steak on a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The octipi dance at dawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Today is the last day of your previous life before the rest of your life which begins today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I smell dead people, who farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Organ Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 test have tomorrow i a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword and Armor Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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