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I am a deep thinker.

 

Doing so, it occurred to me that trees must be white inside, as paper comes from trees and is always so smooth and white.

 

Like my butt.

 

paper is bleached to make it white I think, you can buy unbleached paper.

 

So trees drink the bleach...

 

Suddenly life makes sense!

 

lol.....http://www.ehow.com/how-does_5188796_paper-white-trees-brown_.html

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I've sat and wondered how far off was the sound of thunder.

 

I've wondered that too. My husband says that when you see lightening, you're supposed to count the seconds between it and the thunder to find out how far away it is.

 

But my husband says a lot of things. :LOL: :cool:

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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

 

She grabs a steel guitar and sings some classy Val Doonican choonz!

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Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

I still think the undercover idea is a good one. You just need a convincing meth girl outfit.

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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

I still think the undercover idea is a good one. You just need a convincing meth girl outfit.

And dialogue.

 

"I'm looking for something new, a little more intense. An on-edge, teeth-grinding, haphazard kind of high."

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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

I still think the undercover idea is a good one. You just need a convincing meth girl outfit.

 

I'd ask you if you have any suggestions, but...... :facepalm: .

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Ever wondered...?

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/03/17/2B1080BC00000578-0-TV_presenter_Rachel_Riley_was_left_red_faced_after_spelling_out_-m-37_1438617854843.jpg

 

I wonder if they even teach what a vowel and a consonant are anymore.

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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

I still think the undercover idea is a good one. You just need a convincing meth girl outfit.

 

I'd ask you if you have any suggestions, but...... :facepalm: .

PM me for tips. ;)

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Ever wondered...?

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/03/17/2B1080BC00000578-0-TV_presenter_Rachel_Riley_was_left_red_faced_after_spelling_out_-m-37_1438617854843.jpg

 

I wonder if they even teach what a vowel and a consonant are anymore.

 

Not since the great vowel movement of '99.

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I've sat and wondered how far off was the sound of thunder.

Started humming a song from 1962, ain't it funny how the night moves...
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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

When the meth thing is finally over you need to play this tune on a huge ghetto blaster as the cops are taking them away:

 

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Ever wondered what Lorraine does around midnight when she knows no one is watching?

Gathering evidence on the methies

 

I'm laughing very hard because you are right. :laughing guy:

When the meth thing is finally over you need to play this tune on a huge ghetto blaster as the cops are taking them away:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--bxcqVEoA

 

You do realise she might go running for the hills as well haha!

 

Great song choice BTW!

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