laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 Found your new avatar, Lerxt. http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-tim-tebow.jpgThat is AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 No one from your area is welcome in this thread. F-ckers. I hope it snows tomorrow. Bahahahaaa. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 No one from your area is welcome in this thread. F-ckers. I hope it snows tomorrow. Bahahahaaa. Damn, Lerxt is VENOMOUS tonight :laughing guy: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'm a Dallas sports teams fan. We are a tortured people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'm a Dallas sports teams fan. We are a tortured people. I mean, you're kinda asking for it with JERRUH MUHFUHKIN JONES 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'm a Dallas sports teams fan. We are a tortured people. I mean, you're kinda asking for it with JERRUH MUHFUHKIN JONES No one in Dallas asked for that backwoods doofus. He showed up in town one day and laid the whole damned place to waste. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Found your new avatar, Lerxt. http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-tim-tebow.jpgThat is AWESOMEDonovan McNabb must be the holiest MFer in NFL history, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last?I'll take the Porcello bet. Deflategate investigation? Going about as well as an Eric Holder investigation of the Administration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabesCavesOfIce Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last? Earning every second of those 86 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last? Earning every second of those 86 years.The incessant whining made it seem a lot longer than 86 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabesCavesOfIce Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last? Earning every second of those 86 years.The incessant whining made it seem a lot longer than 86 years. What are we talking, 107? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Who got picked in the 6th round. If your team had been as insightful as mine, they could have picked him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Better get your shots in now. The next piece of the puzzle, Addison Russell, is coming up today. Bryant is going to put up numbers surpassing Papi without "help" or berating official scorers. The next 10 years belong to the Cubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Boston Bruins - haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2011 Boston Celtics - haven't won the NBA Championship since 2008 Boston College hockey - haven't won the national championship since 2012 Boston Red Sox - haven't won the World Series since 2013 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015Bruins--who are they playing tonight? Celtics--have one of the two best coaches in the game, so good in fact he coached them right out of the draft lottery (their plan) They play hockey in college? Who knew? Red Sox--enjoy that Porcello signing? Patriots--they had to rely on a since banned trick play, trick balls, and perhaps the dumbest play call in the history of the game for their championship. Congrats... Yep. The Bruins didn't make the playoffs. You're a Dolphins fan. Tell me how to adjust to that. Losing for lottery purposes is overrated. The reality is losing begets losing. Porcello will be better this year than Lester. Which sucks if you planned on this year being the 30 year old's most productive. And hey, see you in 2020. The Cubs will still be talking about "next year." The banned play got banned once the whiners realized Bill had outsmarted them. And how's that Deflategate investigation coming? Did you know the Pats have made 8 Super Bowl appearances since Miami's last? Earning every second of those 86 years. Are you from NY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Better get your shots in now. The next piece of the puzzle, Addison Russell, is coming up today. Bryant is going to put up numbers surpassing Papi without "help" or berating official scorers. The next 10 years belong to the Cubs. You're a good man Charlie Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Who got picked in the 6th round. If your team had been as insightful as mine, they could have picked him.Who'd the Pats pick in round five that year? He must have been some player if the Pats thought he was better than Brady. Now that's some real insight right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabesCavesOfIce Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Yeah, and if Mo Lewis never made that hit, we would never have known about that sixth round genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Who got picked in the 6th round. If your team had been as insightful as mine, they could have picked him.Who'd the Pats pick in round five that year? He must have been some player if the Pats thought he was better than Brady. Now that's some real insight right there. Drinks all around! :D :martini: :digi: :hail: :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Better get your shots in now. The next piece of the puzzle, Addison Russell, is coming up today. Bryant is going to put up numbers surpassing Papi without "help" or berating official scorers. The next 10 years belong to the Cubs. Its been so long for the Cubs that even as a Phillies fan, I would root for them over anyone else in the playoffs should they make it. That and for Ferris. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Better get your shots in now. The next piece of the puzzle, Addison Russell, is coming up today. Bryant is going to put up numbers surpassing Papi without "help" or berating official scorers. The next 10 years belong to the Cubs. Its been so long for the Cubs that even as a Phillies fan, I would root for them over anyone else in the playoffs should they make it. That and for Ferris. What's the score? Nothin-Nothin. Who's winning? ... The Bears. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Who got picked in the 6th round. If your team had been as insightful as mine, they could have picked him.Who'd the Pats pick in round five that year? He must have been some player if the Pats thought he was better than Brady. Now that's some real insight right there. Your cheering section made the point that the Patriots "only" won the Super Bowl because the league protects QBs and the Pats have one of the few elite ones. Funny that the other QB he mocks couldn't take advantage of that in the previous Super Bowl. Anyways, he contradicts your favorite refrain. Do you agree with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 New England Patriots - haven't won the Super Bowl since February 2015 Because of one player where the rules are manipulated to give that players position an overwhelming advantage. And there areare only 5-6 QBs elite enough to take advantage of these rule changes. Whoop dee dam diddly do! Surprising the NFL is still so popular. The Patsies and Broncos look like flag football teams when they line up now! What a sport! . Who got picked in the 6th round. If your team had been as insightful as mine, they could have picked him.Who'd the Pats pick in round five that year? He must have been some player if the Pats thought he was better than Brady. Now that's some real insight right there. Your cheering section made the point that the Patriots "only" won the Super Bowl because the league protects QBs and the Pats have one of the few elite ones. Funny that the other QB he mocks couldn't take advantage of that in the previous Super Bowl. Anyways, he contradicts your favorite refrain. Do you agree with that?No. It's nice to have a cheering section though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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