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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 10 2011, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 10 2011, 12:29 AM)
The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli...

at that moment... I WAS a marine biologist

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HELLOOOO

 

"I am speechless! ..I am without speech."

 

"My name is George... I am unemployed and live with my parents."

 

He spat on us.. And I screamed out "I'm hit!"

 

 

 

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!"

"Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"

Edited by Kenneth
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I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.

 

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