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#41 toymaker

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM

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View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 03:38 PM

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

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View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

The Mount Rushmore of Destroyers of Star Wars:  George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Midi-chlorians, Toymaker :laughing guy:

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 03:49 PM

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 03:38 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

The Mount Rushmore of Destroyers of Star Wars:  George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Midi-chlorians, Toymaker :laughing guy:

You forgot half-completed C3P0, pit droids, Watto, l'il Ani, Hayden Christenson, the Trade Federation, battle droids, the galactic senate, Jango Fett, the "clone troopers," ugly-ass "young Yoda," Dexter Jester (? WTF), the roller-skating robot waitress, young Boba Fett, Count Dooku, and about 30 or 40 other characters.  Jeebus Krikes, I hate the f***ing prequels.

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 05:02 PM

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 03:38 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

The Mount Rushmore of Destroyers of Star Wars:  George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Midi-chlorians, Toymaker :laughing guy:

the Trade Federation

yeah the kids loved that storyline :sarcastic:

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 06:47 PM

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

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How about something more Rushy?


- Palpatine: Bringer of Destruction <——hemispheric

- The Way George Lucas blows <——might be too close to innuendo

- Palpatine Unlimited <——optimistic

- If I could wave my magic light saber <——might be a bit too wordy

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 07:45 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 07 February 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

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How about something more Rushy?


- Palpatine: Bringer of Destruction <——hemispheric

- The Way George Lucas blows <——might be too close to innuendo

- Palpatine Unlimited <——optimistic

- If I could wave my magic light saber <——might be a bit too wordy

The way Zumbi blows (George Lucas)

to far?

lol

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 08:39 PM

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 03:38 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

The Mount Rushmore of Destroyers of Star Wars:  George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Midi-chlorians, Toymaker :laughing guy:

You forgot half-completed C3P0, pit droids, Watto, l'il Ani, Hayden Christenson, the Trade Federation, battle droids, the galactic senate, Jango Fett, the "clone troopers," ugly-ass "young Yoda," Dexter Jester (? WTF), the roller-skating robot waitress, young Boba Fett, Count Dooku, and about 30 or 40 other characters.  Jeebus Krikes, I hate the f***ing prequels.

Well, ya know, it is Mount Rushmore.  I could only pick four.  :lol:

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 09:09 PM

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 08:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 03:38 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 02:59 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 07 February 2018 - 01:39 PM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 07 February 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostYYZumbi, on 07 February 2018 - 05:10 AM, said:

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Okay, I admit it.  I called George.  I said to George, I sez, "George, buddy  . . . you're all washed up with the Star Wars thing.  Don't get me wrong, you're a friggin' genius and all that, but, dude . . . those movies have gone off the rails.  You need to let it go.  Take the money and run, Georgie.  Disney will do right by it.  Hell, we might even see some good acting, and maybe  not so much of that awful cartoon you call CGI!  I tell you this as a friend, George.  You know I love ya."

Toymaker, I hearby nominate a new Member Title for you:


"Official Destroyer of Star Wars"


:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I was trying to be humble about it, but then Zumbi went and blew the whistle.  However, it is with great pleasure that I accept the title.

The Mount Rushmore of Destroyers of Star Wars:  George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Midi-chlorians, Toymaker :laughing guy:

You forgot half-completed C3P0, pit droids, Watto, l'il Ani, Hayden Christenson, the Trade Federation, battle droids, the galactic senate, Jango Fett, the "clone troopers," ugly-ass "young Yoda," Dexter Jester (? WTF), the roller-skating robot waitress, young Boba Fett, Count Dooku, and about 30 or 40 other characters.  Jeebus Krikes, I hate the f***ing prequels.

Well, ya know, it is Mount Rushmore.  I could only pick four.  :lol:

That's quitter talk.

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 05:42 AM

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View PostLedRush, on 07 February 2018 - 11:37 AM, said:

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View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 06 February 2018 - 07:12 PM, said:

By this year we will have had ten SW films in 41 years. I’m not sure if that’s too much.

I think eight Fast &amp; Furious movies since 2001 is too much. Hell, one is too much!

Seven Star Wars films for me.  I, II, and III don't exist for me.

So you count the shitty disney star wars movies but you do not count George Lucas episode 1,2 and 3 that is a part of the story 4,5 and 6? It´s people like you that made George sell the rights of Star Wars to Disney, its because people like you that destroyed Star Wars.

Thank the maker.  The prequels are garbage compared to the Disney Star Wars.

You kidding me? The prequels at least make sense.

Here’s Phantom Menace making sense...

Little Anakin: What are midiclorins?
Qui-gon: They’re what make up the universe and everything in it.

((1 minute later))

Little Anakin: But I don’t wanna leave you mom.
Mom: You must Ani. It is your destiny.
Little Anakin: Ok. Come on 3PO.


I don’t even have to mention Jar Jar to show the shittiness of that movie.

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 11:00 AM

Not to mention beautiful Coherent exchanges like this.

Anakin:You're so......Beautiful
Padma:It's because i'm so in love.
Anakin:No, it's because i'm so in love with you!
Padma:so love has blinded you???

.............................. :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:

DA FUKK DOES THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE EVEN MEAN????????

ok............ breathe, Mick

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Edited by bluefox4000, 08 February 2018 - 11:01 AM.


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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:20 PM

View Postbluefox4000, on 08 February 2018 - 11:00 AM, said:

Not to mention beautiful Coherent exchanges like this.

Anakin:  You're so......Beautiful
Padma:  It's because i'm so in love.
Anakin:  No, it's because i'm so in love with you!
Padma:  But I love you more....!
Anakin:  No, I love you more...
Padme:  No way.  I love you more...
Anakin:  I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU MORE, DAMNIT!!
Padme:  DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU LITTLE TATOOINE SLAVE BOY!  I LOVE YOU MORE!!  
Anakin:  NOT ANY MORE YOU DON'T!!  [grabs light saber and impales her]


Fixed!  :sundog:

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:25 PM

View PostPrincipled Man, on 08 February 2018 - 12:20 PM, said:

View Postbluefox4000, on 08 February 2018 - 11:00 AM, said:

Not to mention beautiful Coherent exchanges like this.

Anakin:  You're so......Beautiful
Padma:  It's because i'm so in love.
Anakin:  No, it's because i'm so in love with you!
Padma:  But I love you more....!
Anakin:  No, I love you more...
Padme:  No way.  I love you more...
Anakin:  I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU MORE, DAMNIT!!
Padme:  DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU LITTLE TATOOINE SLAVE BOY!  I LOVE YOU MORE!!  
Anakin:  NOT ANY MORE YOU DON'T!!  [grabs light saber and impales her]


Fixed!  :sundog:

that actually would have more entertaining, lol

i want that version now.

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:58 PM

View Postbluefox4000, on 08 February 2018 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 08 February 2018 - 12:20 PM, said:

View Postbluefox4000, on 08 February 2018 - 11:00 AM, said:

Not to mention beautiful Coherent exchanges like this.

Anakin:  You're so......Beautiful
Padma:  It's because i'm so in love.
Anakin:  No, it's because i'm so in love with you!
Padma:  But I love you more....!
Anakin:  No, I love you more...
Padme:  No way.  I love you more...
Anakin:  I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU MORE, DAMNIT!!
Padme:  DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU LITTLE TATOOINE SLAVE BOY!  I LOVE YOU MORE!!  
Anakin:  NOT ANY MORE YOU DON'T!!  [grabs light saber and impales her]


Fixed!  :sundog:

that actually would have more entertaining, lol

i want that version now.

Mick

JarJar:  Mesa--

[brief flash of blue]

JarJar: --dead?  [falls to the ground in two pieces]




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