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Only once. If there is one thing I learned long ago it was if you ask a woman to dance and she tells you no thanks that should tell you something. A friend and I were sitting in a local bar here just minding our own buisness and this guy walks up to these two women and asks one to dance.By the way I was not in a really good mood to start with.She say's no to him but he refuses to accept that all the while my friend and I are looking at each other like we remember those days laugh.gif So she looks at me like, gosh why won't this guy take no for an answer. Well he notices this and asks me what my problem was I respond hey dude obviously she doesn't want to dance with you move on.We exchange a few more words and then he grabs me, well that was all it took we started an all out brawl ohmy.gif and his friend starts fighting my friend it was crazy!!! broken glass, tabels you get the picture. He did get in a good shot on me but I definatly got the best of him and then security broke it all up and kicked us out I was refusing to leave because of this asshole starting it but that never matters.Anyway, I was still pretty upset so I waited for him outside and I saw him coming out and started it all over then more security broke it up. What really sucked was I ruined my brand new sweater laugh.gif  trink39.gif

As Sun Tzu would say, if you have to fight physically you have already f*cked up. Of course, as Sun Tzu would also say, if it comes to that point, you need to pummel your opponent into oblivion.

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The obvious question here is... did you save the sweater? I can give you tips as to how to get blood stains out. Don't ask me how I know. I just know. smile.gif

rofl3.gif I guess I forgot to mention it was about 18 yrs. ago ohmy.gif Little too late now laugh.gif But the next day we did drive back by there and saw it laying in the parking lot biggrin.gif trink39.gif

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are you kidding,the real question for me is how many times have i been aloud to stay.one night while my band was playing this bar i told the owner of the bar over my mic.,that was going to kick his ass when i was finished playing.well needless to say at that moment i was finished playing. pokey.gif as the owner went to follow me out of the bar my drummer turned to him and said i wouldnt do that if i were you.he said ,"oh yeah why is that" cause my singers gonna kick your ass! well he never did come after me.what can i say i was a bit wild when i was young.
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in korea the base town patrol ran me out of a bar a few times. in phoenix az. i grabbed this chicks boob at a strip club, ran out before the manager thew me out. yes i think iwas drunk. it was a natural instinct i guess
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i think so. i'm not sure , i was probably drunk. i know i left a breast bar before they could throw me out after i grabbed some raw breast. man were they nice. oh well i was drunk ok. i won't do it again.
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Quite a few times in the past...

 

However, one notable occasion was only a few months ago. My wife and I went for a drink after seeing a film. Now, my wife needs a wheelchair if we are travelling any distance as she is disabled. She uses a very small motorised one. This is essential for her as it is specially supportive and means that she can sit for longer, as ordinary seats hurt her after a while.

 

Anyway, I got her settled and went to the bar, only to arrive back at the table to find this bouncer telling my wife she would have to sit in an ordinary seat as her wheelchair was spoiling the look of the place!

 

Needless to say, we were not impressed, and after the idiot refused to listen, I demanded to see the manager. At this point,the moron and a couple of other bouncers grabbed me....

 

To cut a long story short, I'm a big guy and know how to fight. I ended up laying out two of them before the manager came running over. naturally he was horrified at what his staff had done, but as I had hurt one of them pretty badly ( I ended up breaking his jaw) he was obliged to ask me to leave.

 

Needless to say, I am now VERY choosy about where I take my wife...she certainly didn't need the aggravation.

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 15 2006, 02:49 PM)
Quite a few times in the past...

However, one notable occasion was only a few months ago. My wife and I went for a drink after seeing a film. Now, my wife needs a wheelchair if we are travelling any distance as she is disabled. She uses a very small motorised one. This is essential for her as it is specially supportive and means that she can sit for longer, as ordinary seats hurt her after a while.

Anyway, I got her settled and went to the bar, only to arrive back at the table to find this bouncer telling my wife she would have to sit in an ordinary seat as her wheelchair was spoiling the look of the place!

Needless to say, we were not impressed, and after the idiot refused to listen, I demanded to see the manager. At this point,the moron and a couple of other bouncers grabbed me....

To cut a long story short, I'm a big guy and know how to fight. I ended up laying out two of them before the manager came running over. naturally he was horrified at what his staff had done, but as I had hurt one of them pretty badly ( I ended up breaking his jaw) he was obliged to ask me to leave.

Needless to say, I am now VERY choosy about where I take my wife...she certainly didn't need the aggravation.

Was this in Aberdeen Fridge?

 

There's nae half some f*ckwits work in some of these places yes.gif

 

Glad to hear you got a shot in at one of them wink.gif

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 03:02 PM)
Was this in Aberdeen Fridge?

There's nae half some f*ckwits work in some of these places yes.gif

Glad to hear you got a shot in at one of them wink.gif

No mate, it was in deepest, darkest Weedgieland wink.gif

 

You are dead right though about some of the tossers that work in Aberdeen pubs...

 

Does The Nile still exist on Union Street? I ended up having a "frank exchange of views" with this neanderthal of a bouncer some years back.

 

Where do you tend to drink yourself?

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 15 2006, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 03:02 PM)
Was this in Aberdeen Fridge?

There's nae half some f*ckwits work in some of these places yes.gif

Glad to hear you got a shot in at one of them wink.gif

No mate, it was in deepest, darkest Weedgieland wink.gif

 

You are dead right though about some of the tossers that work in Aberdeen pubs...

 

Does The Nile still exist on Union Street? I ended up having a "frank exchange of views" with this neanderthal of a bouncer some years back.

 

Where do you tend to drink yourself?

Nah, the Nile is some sports bar called Stadia these days biggrin.gif

 

Still got eejits manning the door though yes.gif

 

 

I head for the Prince, Blue Lamp, Malt Mill, proper pubs with live Music

 

 

 

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 04:07 PM)
Nah, the Nile is some sports bar called Stadia these days biggrin.gif

Still got eejits manning the door though yes.gif


I head for the Prince, Blue Lamp, Malt Mill, proper pubs with live Music



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Bloody hell, I used to drink in all these place about ten years ago (or more!)

 

I remember playing in The Malt Mill a few times...must try and get a gig there with my current band...don't have any contact there with "The Management" do you? wink.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 15 2006, 04:17 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 04:07 PM)
Nah, the Nile is some sports bar called Stadia these days biggrin.gif

Still got eejits manning the door though yes.gif


I head for the Prince, Blue Lamp, Malt Mill, proper pubs with live Music



trink39.gif

Bloody hell, I used to drink in all these place about ten years ago (or more!)

 

I remember playing in The Malt Mill a few times...must try and get a gig there with my current band...don't have any contact there with "The Management" do you? wink.gif

My Band plays there regularly, once a month anyway, Give them a ring and ask for Graham.

 

It's still a pretty decent bar to play, though one of the mids in the house PA is a wee bit ropey laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 15 2006, 09:49 AM)


Anyway, I got her settled and went to the bar, only to arrive back at the table to find this bouncer telling my wife she would have to sit in an ordinary seat as her wheelchair was spoiling the look of the place!

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OMG wadda ass angry.gif

I woulda been pissed off also if

someone said that to me

 

Im tellin ya ..if that happened here On Long Island

mann that bouncer woulda got fired & prolly sued for

discrimination!!

 

Its bad nuff that she needs the W/C

but to get singled out like that, That musta really sucked

 

Some people are just plain ol' FuckHeads

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Beating up bouncers is way cool.

 

Btw -- I have been thrown out of a bar an additional time since I started this thread. That makes four times for me.

 

I doubt it will be the final tally before I finally kick the bucket.

 

Aaarrrrr . . . .

 

 

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QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Apr 15 2006, 04:58 PM)
Beating up bouncers is way cool.

Btw -- I have been thrown out of a bar an additional time since I started this thread. That makes four times for me.

I doubt it will be the final tally before I finally kick the bucket.

Keep up the good work DPR!!

 

 

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 11:05 AM)
QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Apr 15 2006, 04:58 PM)
Beating up bouncers is way cool.

Btw -- I have been thrown out of a bar an additional time since I started this thread.  That makes four times for me. 

I doubt it will be the final tally before I finally kick the bucket.

Keep up the good work DPR!!

 

 

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The real trick is to be selective about the bars one is thrown out of. For bars one doesn't really care that much about, it's no big deal. If one is banned from a favorite bar, however, that is a real calamity.

 

Fortunately, I have so far negotiated this tricky fine-line dilemma successfully, even while heinously drunk wink.gif

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QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Apr 15 2006, 05:12 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 11:05 AM)
QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Apr 15 2006, 04:58 PM)
Beating up bouncers is way cool.

Btw -- I have been thrown out of a bar an additional time since I started this thread.  That makes four times for me. 

I doubt it will be the final tally before I finally kick the bucket.

Keep up the good work DPR!!

 

 

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trink39.gif trink39.gif trink39.gif

The real trick is to be selective about the bars one is thrown out of. For bars one doesn't really care that much about, it's no big deal. If one is banned from a favorite bar, however, that is a real calamity.

 

Fortunately, I have so far negotiated this tricky fine-line dilemma successfully, even while heinously drunk wink.gif

A couple of mates of mine got thrown out of one of our favourite bars for super-glueing beer glasses and ashtrays to the bar laugh.gif

And, pound coins to the steps!!

All these folk were trying to pick them up!!

Funny as f*ck laugh.gif

 

Well worth getting chucked out for something like that yes.gif

 

 

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 04:21 PM)
My Band plays there regularly, once a month anyway, Give them a ring and ask for Graham.

It's still a pretty decent bar to play, though one of the mids in the house PA is a wee bit ropey laugh.gif

Whats your band called mate, and where are you playing?

I'll have to get along to a show.

 

Cheers for the malt Mill info BTW.

We actually have our own PA, I presume you are not obliged to use theirs?

 

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 15 2006, 05:41 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 15 2006, 04:21 PM)
My Band plays there regularly, once a month anyway, Give them a ring and ask for Graham.

It's still a pretty decent bar to play, though one of the mids in the house PA is a wee bit ropey laugh.gif

Whats your band called mate, and where are you playing?

I'll have to get along to a show.

 

Cheers for the malt Mill info BTW.

We actually have our own PA, I presume you are not obliged to use theirs?

Bands called Sugar Free, not my idea laugh.gif , We've nothing for April, guys working, on Holiday etc, I'll let you know for sure mate.

 

We use our own gear too, least we know it's good! laugh.gif

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