Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I hate moving! you never realize how much stuff you have collected untill you have to move it Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I used to work as an actress, and this one film I was working on was particularly grueling. It was a porno based in a lumberyard and let me tell you, those huge trees really do chafe! Truth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Thats what they made sexy lube for lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm really disappointed the previous post was not the truth... Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I made the previous post before CMM made his. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Both our posts posted 6:06pm :LMAO: lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I'm a singer/songwriter/baker/computer programmer by trade. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I build commercial and industrial Air Conditioning systems. truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....Shortest job I've ever had was about an hour. During orientation, I saw an information video that detailed the company (Cracker Barrel) and some of the jobs. I was then told to take a short break. So I casually went to my beat up old Nissan wagon, sat for about 30 seconds thinking, then drove off. Truth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 A long time ago in a nightclub not far away...My best-paying job ever was a DJ gig spinning punk rock tunes during a punk show. I got paid $200-300 for a couple hours work. Truth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Highest-paying, easy one-off job: Teaching pronunciation of song lyrics to a choir group that had an upcoming performance. 150 bones for one hour to have a dozen adult Japanese females smiling at me, staring at the shape of my mouth, and repeating anything I told them. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Highest-paying, easy one-off job: Teaching pronunciation of song lyrics to a choir group that had an upcoming performance. 150 bones for one hour to have a dozen adult Japanese females smiling at me, staring at the shape of my mouth, and repeating anything I told them. Truth Uh-oh! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) Highest-paying, easy one-off job: Teaching pronunciation of song lyrics to a choir group that had an upcoming performance. 150 bones for one hour to have a dozen adult Japanese females smiling at me, staring at the shape of my mouth, and repeating anything I told them. Truth Uh-oh! ;)I'm innocent! A professional ! ...though their pianist was tempting. ((Edited to add: It just occurred to me that I've been privately teaching the teenage daughter of one of those choir members for the last two years. I guess mum liked me enough to hire me for her kid [who's brilliant btw]. Not the same crazy fee but still, decent fee for another cruisy gig)). Edited October 4, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I just ate a vanilla and strawberry Cornetto ice cream! truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Years ago, my bodybuilding brother MarkyMarkBlaze dressed as the Hulk by wearing torn up pants & green body paint and walked into a bar that was having a Halloween event. BUT almost nobody else was wearing a costume. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Back in the day I once had a fight with this kid called David Cleworth. I can't remember how it started but I knew I could handle him. Just as the fight was about to start though his girlfriend arrived and I thought ok she's going to want the fight stopped but nothing happened so the fight started anyway. Cleworth then fought way, way harder than I expected, and in a much more determined fashion because his girlfriend was there! I still won fairly easily but he got a lot of punches in to my head especially a lot of wild swings to my cheekbones! So I was pretty pissed at his girlfriend after that and she was pretty pissed at me. truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 If his gf were smart, she would've stopped the fight. Once, this testosterone boy at a bar came over and aggressively asked if I were checking out his gf (average looking, thin girl with extreme makeup). I pointed up and at the wall behind his gf and said, "Look there. That lamp is about to fall on your woman's head." He sees it dangly from the wall then goes, "Oh....Thanks." I replied, "Just go away." He went away. Idiot. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Well the girlfriend arrived in a car with someone, I assume her friends and she didn't get out of the car. Cleworth knew she was there though and probably wanted to put on some kind of macho display for her, but I didn't read the script! Not that it was a really good fight or anything, I got smacked around at first. truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Rarely are fights good/interesting between normal people. Maybe some swings are thrown but seldom does something juicy land right on target. Seems like it's mostly grappling or shoving before someone breaks it up. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I'm not listening to Blue Oyster Cult Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I remember that "Burnin' for You" was often played in the earliest days of MTV. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Back in the 90's, (1991 actually I remember because Freddie Mercury had died a few days earlier) a bird flew into the house. I didn't notice at first, but it would fly about sneakily when I was looking the other way. I thought I could see flapping out of the corner of my eye, but I wasn't sure. Anyway I started looking around for this phantom bird but I couldn't quite see it. I thought I was going nuts for a minute. Later on I went to the bathroom and there it was, a baby sparrow on the edge of the bath. So I closed the door, so it wouldn't fly out of there and back into the rest of the house, and carefully opened the window. While I was doing this it did a shit in the bath, it must have been literally shitting it! Anyway I managed to coax it towards the window, well what I did in fact was gesture towards the open window so it would get the idea what to do. Eventually it flew up to the open window ledge looked back once at me and then was gone. truth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Two days in a row as I was walking the couple blocks home from the bus stop after school, a pigeon followed me down the street. (This was in the suburbs where we normally had zero pigeons.) The second day it followed me to the doorstep, so when I went inside, I left the front door open. The bird flew in and watched tv with me for awhile. It must have been someone's escaped pet. I don't remember seeing it again after that day. Truth 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Snacks are on the way at treeduck mansion.... truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Snacks are on the way at treeduck mansion.... truth http://downtoearthmother.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/feeding-ducks.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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