Crimsonmistymemory Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 There are no such things as bearded male midgets lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 There are no such things as bearded male midgets lie(correct, I saw a bearded little dude the other day) I'm a genie who grants wishes to hot girls willing to rub my "lantern". LIE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I don't even need a lantern or a fat wallet to get hot girls to do things for me. truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) I think genies actually have "lamps", probably not lanterns...it was a lie either way. TRUTH Edited September 27, 2015 by A rocket that ignites itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 There is a super moon and a lunar eclipse tonight and I can't see it due to clouds :boohoo: lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I am death truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I had minor surgery today on my skull (still a little painful). I was given a local anesthesia and was awake the whole time. I could hear the cutting, scooping, scraping and whatever else verbs were involved while I carried on a casual conversation with the doc [about an hour or so?]. Plus, I made the non-English speaking nurses laugh several times so I think that made all of us a little more cheerful. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I hope you're okay. Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Blood and puss are squirting out of my skull and in my pain I'm screaming part of the Rush lyrics "...sad son of a bitch!!!!" ((Thanks Smasher!)) :) Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Dog years is Rush's best song Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Natural Science is Rush's best song. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 It certainly is. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I can't enjoy a concert unless I mosh or headbang with reckless abandon. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was born in the jungle and I spent my youth in an active volcano truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Wild boar meat ramen is crazy delicious if you like wild boar meat and ramen. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Never had ramen Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 All ramen tastes the same and any kind you try will taste horrible. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) I'm not hungry right now Truth Edited September 30, 2015 by Super25Smasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I feel better now lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My day is just winding down and I'm about to crack open a beer. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) I invented beer even the cheap shit truth Edited October 1, 2015 by Crimsonmistymemory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I wish i invented beer. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I can drink as much beer as I want anytime anywhere truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm not a beer snob but some beer just flat out sucks and should be skipped. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 After the 1st 3 all beer taste the same lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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