JARG Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Wait, what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geddy's Soul Patch Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Tell them to get one for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I thought this was another thread about Geddy swaying. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So we know these guys are good family men now. When young and single they were NOT hot dudes...except Alex he was always pretty. So what were their peak groupie years? Broads, booze, coke, the band breaking up over the same chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So we know these guys are good family men now. When young and single they were NOT hot dudes...except Alex he was always pretty. So what were their peak groupie years? Broads, booze, coke, the band breaking up over the same chick? Considering they've been married since they were like 18, I doubt they had any of that. Gene Simmons said so, so it must be true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So we know these guys are good family men now. When young and single they were NOT hot dudes...except Alex he was always pretty. So what were their peak groupie years? Broads, booze, coke, the band breaking up over the same chick? Considering they've been married since they were like 18, I doubt they had any of that. Gene Simmons said so, so it must be true. You'd presume incorrectly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 They must have thought Gene was a real slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Oh come on. If you don't think Alex and Geddy (not so sure about Neil - he's always been soooo noble you know ) cheated on their wives, I've got an issue of Rolling Stone to sell to you at a good price. ;) ;) Don't forget the picture of Geddy with the two oriental chicks from the seventies everyone. I'm sure it wasn't an isolated incident. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 ... We also learn that legendary groupie "Sweet Connie" Hamzy (immortalized in Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band") has successfully sucked the d**s of two members of Rush, and still holds out hope to pleasure Neil Peart for the trifecta. ... Poor deluded children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 So we know these guys are good family men now. When young and single they were NOT hot dudes...except Alex he was always pretty. So what were their peak groupie years? Broads, booze, coke, the band breaking up over the same chick? Considering they've been married since they were like 18, I doubt they had any of that. Gene Simmons said so, so it must be true. You'd presume incorrectly. Indeed. Sweet Connie apparently blew Geddy and Alex, if she's to be believed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 ... We also learn that legendary groupie "Sweet Connie" Hamzy (immortalized in Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band") has successfully sucked the d**s of two members of Rush, and still holds out hope to pleasure Neil Peart for the trifecta. ... Poor deluded children. I think she can keep dreaming about #3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 They must have thought Gene was a real slut. Doesn't everyone think Gene is a real slut? ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/61847-geddy-alex-and-the-groupie/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 But really, this thread title was just to spoof the "Rush getting paid" one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Quite right. Forgot about Connie. I wonder how she kept track of everyone. Speaking of that, I wonder what the Plaster Caster did with her collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 But really, this thread title was just to spoof the "Rush getting paid" one. Did you say spoof? Some here don't like spoofing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 But really, this thread title was just to spoof the "Rush getting paid" one. Yeah but you momentarily forgot that the fanbois on here think Rush are paragons of virtue. No drugs, no groupies, no f***in idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Quite right. Forgot about Connie. I wonder how she kept track of everyone. Speaking of that, I wonder what the Plaster Caster did with her collection? To be a fly on the wall when she approached Neil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 But really, this thread title was just to spoof the "Rush getting paid" one. Yeah but you momentarily forgot that the fanbois on here think Rush are paragons of virtue. No drugs, no groupies, no f***in idea. No shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 Quite right. Forgot about Connie. I wonder how she kept track of everyone. She has a spreadsheet. ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So we know these guys are good family men now. When young and single they were NOT hot dudes...except Alex he was always pretty. So what were their peak groupie years? Broads, booze, coke, the band breaking up over the same chick? Considering they've been married since they were like 18, I doubt they had any of that. Gene Simmons said so, so it must be true. You'd presume incorrectly. It was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 But really, this thread title was just to spoof the "Rush getting paid" one. Yeah but you momentarily forgot that the fanbois on here think Rush are paragons of virtue. No drugs, no groupies, no f***in idea. Who are those "fanbois?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 They don't have sex they're not even human, they're Nerd Machines! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Quite right. Forgot about Connie. I wonder how she kept track of everyone. She has a spreadsheet. ;) Do you think she rated everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 If you pronounce "fanbois" with a French accent, it ceases to be fanboys. You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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