Dread Pirate Robert Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Victim recalls assailant’s breasts, little else A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.No one has been arrested. http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11/victim-recalls-assailants-breasts-little-else/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is fantastic lolBewbs, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Boobs..! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 The cause and solution to all mens problems!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Airbags.+Motorboat_7c9403_4393580.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/guinness-record-holder-credits-big-breasts-saving-life-car-crash-article-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I could totally see something like that happening to me. I can't help it. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I could totally see something like that happening to me. I can't help it. :(Me too. God's greatest gift. Turn that frown upside down. Enjoying titage a little to much is no crime my man.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/did-someone-say-boobies.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Victim recalls assailant’s breasts, little else A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.No one has been arrested. http://blog.sfgate.c...ts-little-else/ That's great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Edited February 1, 2014 by LyndseyG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikenrooster Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!!I think the amount of drugs she was on played no small role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!!I think the amount of drugs she was on played no small role. Yeah, I don't think she should have been allowed to drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/did-someone-say-boobies.jpg Boobies..! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Good Gawd! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Good Gawd! :o Precisely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Good Gawd! :o Precisely! Tell me about it! My eyes practically fell out of my head! :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Good Gawd! :o Precisely! Tell me about it! My eyes practically fell out of my head! :o :o Anybody else sense anything vaguely sinister about her being a white blonde with 38 KKK breasts? Anyway, you guys believe her breasts really saved her life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Almost the 1 year anniverasy of this story too... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1020614 A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree. I clicked on the link to read the whole thing and saw the photo! Holy cow! :o Edited to add: I mean, I guessed they'd be big but not THAT big!! Good Gawd! :o Precisely! Tell me about it! My eyes practically fell out of my head! :o :o Anybody else sense anything vaguely sinister about her being a white blonde with 38 KKK breasts? Anyway, you guys believe her breasts really saved her life?No. But I can see it as proof of a benevolent God. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) Meh. Mostly just large deposits of fat. The funbags on that chick in the pic above will be in her lap by the time she's 50. However, she probably won't ever have to fear death by drowning. Edited February 2, 2014 by Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Give me a pretty face with great eyes and a nice smile over cleavage any day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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