And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[lerxt1990]

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport.

...and there's Mrs. Griffiths who's remained unswapped. :(

she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand ...... sorry I can't think of anything.

Well, bring her around for tea tomorrow! We've just had the house painted with warm pus.

Oh it's a treat, it really is, 'cos otherwise those stone caves can be so grim.

To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived!

It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.

I practice every day, well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week.

At 10.30 every morning, blackhawkrush arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

On Wednesday he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.

Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten TRF members can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I'm not in the street, you fairy.

Good lord -- I'm on film. How did that happen?

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry.

Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?

Only if I can watch. :drool:

I've watched it and I haven't got any.

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

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Edited September 13, 2014 by lerxt1990

[blackhawkrush]

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport.

...and there's Mrs. Griffiths who's remained unswapped. :(

she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand ...... sorry I can't think of anything.

Well, bring her around for tea tomorrow! We've just had the house painted with warm pus.

Oh it's a treat, it really is, 'cos otherwise those stone caves can be so grim.

To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived!

It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.

I practice every day, well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week.

At 10.30 every morning, blackhawkrush arrives at what he thinks is the gym. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today its a hospital.

On Wednesday he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.

Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten TRF members can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I'm not in the street, you fairy.

Good lord -- I'm on film. How did that happen?

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry.

Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?

Only if I can watch. :drool:

I've watched it and I haven't got any.

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Great boobies, honeybun. :hi:

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Great boobies, honeybun. :hi:

Oh yes, certainly, I find the grounds delightful and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the GREAT BIG KNOCKERS.....

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Great boobies, honeybun. :hi:

Oh yes, certainly, I find the grounds delightful and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the GREAT BIG KNOCKERS.....

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Great boobies, honeybun. :hi:

Oh yes, certainly, I find the grounds delightful and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the GREAT BIG KNOCKERS.....

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste.

Thats not in bad taste, but this is...

 

http://media2.giphy.com/media/lbcNntCrBckSc/giphy.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: BUM, SHIT, SEMPRINI... :tsk:

 

And "five" is RIGHT OUT.

Number five. The naughty bits.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom

Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...

there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy, which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...but you had to claim, and, well, there it is.

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance. I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with umm...so on and so on.

Right - do you want it with the body and one relative flown back, or you can have both bodies flown back and no relatives, or four relatives, no bodies, and the ashes sent by parcel post.

Oh, the American flight...oh, yes, oh we do that, all right. :ebert:

Anyway, bearing all that in mind, will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stepney, Wandsworth and Enfield. But always it was the wrong place.

I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years.

Great boobies, honeybun. :hi:

Oh yes, certainly, I find the grounds delightful and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the GREAT BIG KNOCKERS.....

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

[blackhawkrush]

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in...

[Citizen of the World]

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in...

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

[blackhawkrush]

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in...

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.

[Your_Lion]

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain.

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in...

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.