1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a pound 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREAD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gifOh my God! OK - Surround the entire city! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gifOh my God! OK - Surround the entire city! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!Cool it, Fuhrer cat! :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gifOh my God! OK - Surround the entire city! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!Cool it, Fuhrer cat! :tsk:But by December their joke was ready, and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke to be broadcast in English 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gifOh my God! OK - Surround the entire city! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!Cool it, Fuhrer cat! :tsk:But by December their joke was ready, and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke to be broadcast in EnglishWhat's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! Ha, ha, ha :laughing guy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man he's a woman, you see.Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Tell you what, all those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms. :hi:He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr Njorl?Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward. Now, flap your arms! Go on, flap...faster...faster! Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday? :laughing guy:I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella ... no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal. I won't ruin your thread for a poundIn 2112, the balance of power lay in ruin. TRF was plunged into bloody conflict. Member fought member. But no member fought member morely than Your Lion. Hip hip hooray! Nice, nice yah boo! Citizen of the World is a German and he have my pen. :givebeer:Not at all bad. ;) Another merciless sweep across Grand Designs.TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF MUSICAL ORTHODOXY, TRF GAVE YOUR LION OF ENGLAND LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING THREADThere, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0133.gifOh my God! OK - Surround the entire city! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all roads! We'll bomb the town flat if we have to!Cool it, Fuhrer cat! :tsk:But by December their joke was ready, and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke to be broadcast in EnglishWhat's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! Ha, ha, ha :laughing guy:You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll:Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll:Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!We've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, The Trade Union leaders, to do yours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll:Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!We've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, The Trade Union leaders, to do yours. Meanwhile, at Dagenham the unofficial strike committee at Fords have increased their demands to thirteen reasons why Henry III was a bad king. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll:Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!We've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, The Trade Union leaders, to do yours. Meanwhile, at Dagenham the unofficial strike committee at Fords have increased their demands to thirteen reasons why Henry III was a bad king.Number fourteen. The hand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party!If you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party.Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts. Kill! Kill! Kill! The filthy bastard commies, I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!The struggle of the urban proletariat. :eyeroll:Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!We've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, The Trade Union leaders, to do yours. Meanwhile, at Dagenham the unofficial strike committee at Fords have increased their demands to thirteen reasons why Henry III was a bad king.Number fourteen. The hand. These fingers, these sophisticated organs of touch, these bunches of five, these maulers, these German bands that have pulled many a moribund unfortunate back from the very brink of Lazarus's box.....No, it was Pandora's box wasn't it?http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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