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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure: Edited by blackhawkrush
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif

Well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. :laughing yellow guy:

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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif

Well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. :laughing yellow guy:

...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif

Well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. :laughing yellow guy:

...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif

Well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. :laughing yellow guy:

...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it...er...you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. :unsure:

Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Well bang goes his application then. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores019.gif

Well, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago. :laughing yellow guy:

...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

[plop]

Oh, get that, would you, Dierdre?

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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

[plop]

Oh, get that, would you, Dierdre?

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? :drool: Make it half an hour.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

[plop]

Oh, get that, would you, Dierdre?

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? :drool: Make it half an hour.

Vera! .... I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo.
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

[plop]

Oh, get that, would you, Dierdre?

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? :drool: Make it half an hour.

Vera! .... I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo.

Yes, that is correct. I use no artificial means, whatsoever. :cool:
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...er, never mind, the damage is done - no use in crying over spilt milk. :( I've had my chance and I've muffed it. Anyway, there we are. I'm not really awfully good with words. You see, I'm more of a visual performer. I have a very funny - though I say so myself - very funny funny walk.

Oh, if I could walk that way... :wub:

I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step.

Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? :huh:

Don't forget...I'm six foot five!

:scared: Where it says: "next of kin" shall I put "mother?"

Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt. :blush:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

...untill the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. :madra:

Number fifteen. The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling.

Then we have number four -- Crunchy Frog.

S. Frog, sir.

the Slightly Silly candidate.

I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :moon:

[ping]

You see? That means your baby is still alive!

[plop]

Oh, get that, would you, Dierdre?

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? :drool: Make it half an hour.

Vera! .... I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo.

Yes, that is correct. I use no artificial means, whatsoever. :cool:

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.
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