And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing. Edited April 23, 2020 by blackhawkrush

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

Now then, Mr. IbanezJem, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate. :codger: No, no, please don't say anything.

[Citizen of the World]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

Now then, Mr. IbanezJem, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate. :codger: No, no, please don't say anything.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

[blackhawkrush]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

Now then, Mr. IbanezJem, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate. :codger: No, no, please don't say anything.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

:musicnote: "Always look on the bright side of life" :musicnote:

[IbanezJem]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

Now then, Mr. IbanezJem, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate. :codger: No, no, please don't say anything.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

:musicnote: "Always look on the bright side of life" :musicnote:

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong. I'm so worried about whether people like this song. I'm so worried about this very next verse, it isn't the best that I've got. And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I should just stop.

[Citizen of the World]

This is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a consequence, he will die laughing.

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow!

IbanezJem, you chose Paignton as the location. Isn't it a bit of a drawback that there's no snow here?

This was a major setback. How could we possibly cross the river? Several hours of thought produced nothing. There was only one flask of coffee left when suddenly Mr Citizen spotted something.

The sacred volcano Andu, which no man has seen before! :o

From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch...

Here, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.

Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate Video Vertigo from the hands of the Sense O`Clock News Imperialist aggressors.

Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun. It's all very well to laugh at the Military.

The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry entertain us with a precision display of bad temper. :codger: :codger: :codger:

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Blackhawkrush overcame the Redwings. 6,000 copies of 'Tits and Bums' and 4,000 copies of 'Shower Sheila' were seized that day. The tide of Detroit porn was stemmed.

And here at Epson we take up the running with fifty yards of this mile and a half race to go and it's the wash basin in the lead from WC Pedestal.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Recently I began to realize, well, perhaps realize is not the correct word...er, imagine, that I was not the only thing in IbanezJem's life. :boohoo:

I've kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips.

Now then, Mr. IbanezJem, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate. :codger: No, no, please don't say anything.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

:musicnote: "Always look on the bright side of life" :musicnote:

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong. I'm so worried about whether people like this song. I'm so worried about this very next verse, it isn't the best that I've got. And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I should just stop.

Stop that! It's silly

[IbanezJem]

It sodding was not! It was one of Blackhawkrush`s!

[blackhawkrush]

It sodding was not! It was one of Blackhawkrush`s!

I would like to come in here for a moment if I may, and disassociate my posts from these frivolous and offensive posts.

[Citizen of the World]

It sodding was not! It was one of Blackhawkrush`s!

I would like to come in here for a moment if I may, and disassociate my posts from these frivolous and offensive posts.

Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'. 'Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.' Now get on the thread!

[blackhawkrush]

It sodding was not! It was one of Blackhawkrush`s!

I would like to come in here for a moment if I may, and disassociate my posts from these frivolous and offensive posts.

Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'. 'Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.' Now get on the thread!

Yes. I will. I will! I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment, Arthur blackhawkrush. This is it, Arthur blackhawkrush! At last, you're a man! All right, IbanezJem, come out of there! :poke: