Citizen of the World Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do?Hm. Well, I'm going for a tinkle. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do?Hm. Well, I'm going for a tinkle. :outtahere: I wouldn't fancy flying one of those sitting on the toilet... I mean it'd take the glamour out of being a pilot, wouldn't it, ha ha, flying around the world sitting on a toilet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do?Hm. Well, I'm going for a tinkle. :outtahere: I wouldn't fancy flying one of those sitting on the toilet... I mean it'd take the glamour out of being a pilot, wouldn't it, ha ha, flying around the world sitting on a toilet. Park your hips on the sitting device. :yay: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do?Hm. Well, I'm going for a tinkle. :outtahere: I wouldn't fancy flying one of those sitting on the toilet... I mean it'd take the glamour out of being a pilot, wouldn't it, ha ha, flying around the world sitting on a toilet. Park your hips on the sitting device. :yay:Now. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I like a nice dance - you're forced to.That's my favorite way of spending a night out. Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0058.gifOh if I may suggest, sir ... the pheasant à la reine, the sauce is one of the chefs most famous creations.Do you get wafers with it?Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little one.But don't take it out in public :tsk: or they will stick you in the dock.Mr Blackhawkrush, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offence.Call the next deaf-end- http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/8a/32/8a325a29e6c82648977140c89726a2c7.pngHey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feelerHe had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. :clap:Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.That was 'The Cherry Orchard' by Anton Chekov adapted for the Rush Forum by putting it onto a piece of wood and banging a few nails through itAn exiting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this forum, a piece of laminated plastic.And it's from here we go over there...well we're already here so let's go over there...welcome back. :hi:Hello. So... where do we stand? Where do we stand? Where do we sit? Where do we come? Where do we go? What do we do? What do we say? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we think? What do we do?Hm. Well, I'm going for a tinkle. :outtahere: I wouldn't fancy flying one of those sitting on the toilet... I mean it'd take the glamour out of being a pilot, wouldn't it, ha ha, flying around the world sitting on a toilet. Park your hips on the sitting device. :yay:Now. You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven......before you go to bed, Peter Wyngarde will come and declare his undying love for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's life 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible. Edited September 14, 2016 by Your_Lion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 14, 2016 Author Share Posted September 14, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:This is a lingerie shop, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:This is a lingerie shop, sir. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:This is a lingerie shop, sir. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.Oh, right away sport. Right away... you know... I haven't had it for weeks... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:This is a lingerie shop, sir. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.Oh, right away sport. Right away... you know... I haven't had it for weeks...This is your moment, Citizen - this is it, Citizen! At last, you're a man! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Blackhawkrush ... Blackhawkrush ... darling! Wake up my little lemon. Come to my arms.I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in Citizen's lifeThere's a Bridget - Queen of the Whip. "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? Oh I'm sorry, I have a coldUhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg.I abhor the implication that the Rush Forum is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is RIAB who now suffer the largest casualties in this area roasted with a few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce...Fred, get some parsnips.No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0208.gifSo if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. I thought most places took Barclaycard nowadays. They take bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.I used birds' nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside.Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. :bang bang:This is a lingerie shop, sir. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.Oh, right away sport. Right away... you know... I haven't had it for weeks...This is your moment, Citizen - this is it, Citizen! At last, you're a man! Citizen! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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