Your_Lion Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour.It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour.It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour.It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...If you were to ask us to slice the sides of a cow and serve it with small pieces of its liver ... or indeed drain the life blood from a pig before cutting off one of its legs... or carve the living giblets from a sheep and serve them with the fresh brains, bowels, guts and spleen of a small rabbit... WE WOULDN'T DO IT!!! Â Not for food anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour.It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...If you were to ask us to slice the sides of a cow and serve it with small pieces of its liver ... or indeed drain the life blood from a pig before cutting off one of its legs... or carve the living giblets from a sheep and serve them with the fresh brains, bowels, guts and spleen of a small rabbit... WE WOULDN'T DO IT!!! Â Not for food anyway.Have you got anything without spam in it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour.It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...If you were to ask us to slice the sides of a cow and serve it with small pieces of its liver ... or indeed drain the life blood from a pig before cutting off one of its legs... or carve the living giblets from a sheep and serve them with the fresh brains, bowels, guts and spleen of a small rabbit... WE WOULDN'T DO IT!!! Â Not for food anyway.Have you got anything without spam in it?Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory.Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 My FL 360 professor used to shows us Monty Python clips at the start of each class...memories. :) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory.Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue. He sounds a notowious cwiminal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory.Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue. He sounds a notowious cwiminal.He's an ex-CIA man. He's not a ballet dancer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory.Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue. He sounds a notowious cwiminal.He's an ex-CIA man. He's not a ballet dancer. He didn't have a duelling scar just here ... and a hook? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 suddenly I came over all peckishBut you just said coffee. Here, he said it again!The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador. :DAh, those were the days. :fury:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. I don't believe you, sir.We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.Well, at least the poet's been installedMr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :tsk:I don't much like the tone of your voice. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif Right let's have a ding dong...Bing tiddle tiddle bangBing tiddle fiddle bingBing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddleBing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!You've injured Mr. Stools! :oHe was not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man's hell and Citizen of the World's glory.Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue. He sounds a notowious cwiminal.He's an ex-CIA man. He's not a ballet dancer. He didn't have a duelling scar just here ... and a hook? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif That'll be Ray Baxter and the boys and girls from "Tomorrow's World." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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