blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :P Edited August 22, 2015 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gifAnd next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time, a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 But she has got a wart! Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.Give her a full examination, and let me know the results by the end of break... And don't pick your nose! :tsk:I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.A scratch? Your arm's off!When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut it off. :)Stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawkHe gets up at three o'clock ... and goes back to bed again because it's far too early.Oh, do hurry Sir Horace, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: HounslowNo, no, it's er, Ipswich. :PNot any more Lady Blackhawkrush... the line's been closed.Oh, this is most inconvenient. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry..But now over to the exploding version of the 'Blue Danube'.And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. :syrinx:What a terrible way to end a series. Why couldn't it end with something like this? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance007.gifAnd next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time, a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :clap:He can't come! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock News 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) Yes, he went for a tinkle. :eyeroll:No. There is no such thing as a urine bank.If they had all those dials in the toilet... there wouldn't be room for anything else, would there.This new learning amazes me, Sir. Bedevere. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the bodySomebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. Er, she just fell on ... on to the dagger. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0005.gifHa, ha! Caught you, Mr. A. T. Great! My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me inNo, I'm...er...I'm from the ballet. The US Government Ballet. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance011.gifWell that's all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence.Oh! Oh, well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I'd like to assure you that you would be never treated that way if you posted on The Sense o"Clock NewsWe must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. The first thing that Dr. Blackhawkrush came up with was that the penguin has a much smaller brain than the man. This postulate formed the fundamental basis of all of his thinking and remained with him until the Clockwork Angels tour. Edited August 25, 2015 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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