Maverick Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Germans? Forget it, he's rolling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! (Getting the obvious one out of the way...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Bluto: Holy shit!D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!Bluto: Holy shit!D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.Bluto: Holy shit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f***ed up -- you trusted us! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 10, 2013 Author Share Posted April 10, 2013 See if you can guess what I am now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 That boy is a P-I-G pig! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Can I have ten thousand marbles please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I gave my love a cherryThat had no stoneI gave my love a chicken that Had no bonesI gave my love a storyThat had no endI gav..... Sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Do you mind if we dance with yo dates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Now let me tell you a story of another loser..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Everybody thought The Stork was brain damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 TOGA! TOGA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Mine's bigger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Greg Marmalard: Come outta there, you bastards!Eric 'Otter' Stratton: [in falsetto] Who is it?Greg Marmalard: You know damn well who it is.Eric 'Otter' Stratton: I'm sorry. You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Boon: I gotta work on my game.Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Bluto: Who was it?Otter: It was Greggie and Douggie... and some of the other Hitler youth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.Larry's evil conscience: You homo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Thank you sir...may I have another. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Otis, my man! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I gave my love a cherry that had no stone... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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