Shredder2 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 As the saying goes... "No one dies a virgin, 'cause in the end, we all get screwed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 There is NO afterlife! It all just STOPS! This is a deep subject...whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Die with your boots on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 :musicnote: That'll be the day when I die... :musicnote: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Rat farts!!SPAULDING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 How about a Fresca? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 I feel like a hundred bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 http://rfid.thingmagic.com/Portals/42741/images/C--Documents%20and%20Settings-klynch-Desktop-ThingMagic-Public%20Relations-100%20Uses%20of%20RFID-Blog%20Posts-November-caddy-day-caddyshack-resized-600.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Hey, ILS not more drugs or alcohol today, okay? You okay over there?? These last two posts have me concerned.... :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You see Dusty Springfiekd becoming you with a beautiful smile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Hey, ILS not more drugs or alcohol today, okay? You okay over there?? These last two posts have me concerned.... :laughing guy: :laughing guy: I take it you don't know this is a Caddyshack quoting thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H22q1iDOKA Edited March 6, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 "How'd you do today, Ty?""Oh, you know I don't keep score. Judge.""So, how do you measure yourself against other golfers?""By height..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 DOG FOOD?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Can you make a bull shot? Can you make a shoe smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 It's easy to grinWhen your ship comes inAnd you've got the stock market beat.But the man worthwhile,Is the man who can smile,When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 No I'm not, grandpa, I'm playing tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 ...chinch bugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) No I'm not, grandpa, I'm playing tennis. You're playing golf and LIKING it! Edited March 6, 2013 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Manganese...nitrogen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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