invisible airwave Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 in honor of Sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 16, 2013 Author Share Posted March 16, 2013 Sweet merciful crap!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Knife? You call that a knife? This is a knife!No it's not. It's a spoon.I see you've played knifey-spoony before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Knife? You call that a knife? This is a knife!No it's not. It's a spoon.I see you've played knifey-spoony before. In Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'. Of course, old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.Homer: I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.Grimes: Um, yeah. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a lot of work to do.Lenny + Carl: Eh.Homer: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know.Grimes: eh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep.Homer: Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'. Of course, old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.Homer: I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.Grimes: Um, yeah. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a lot of work to do.Lenny + Carl: Eh.Homer: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know.Grimes: eh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep.Homer: Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya.I'm Homer Simpson, I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom, but other people don't mind, cause I'm Homer Simpson!Oooo....donuts, I'll eat them all, but it doesn't matter because look at me I'm Homer Simpson!geez...what's gotten into him?Oooo....look, high voltage power lines. Uh, oh, I should be careful and put on my safety gloves, but not me, I don't have to cause I'm Homer Simps..*PFZAP!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'. Of course, old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.Homer: I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.Grimes: Um, yeah. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a lot of work to do.Lenny + Carl: Eh.Homer: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know.Grimes: eh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep.Homer: Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya.I'm Homer Simpson, I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom, but other people don't mind, cause I'm Homer Simpson!Oooo....donuts, I'll eat them all, but it doesn't matter because look at me I'm Homer Simpson!geez...what's gotten into him?Oooo....look, high voltage power lines. Uh, oh, I should be careful and put on my safety gloves, but not me, I don't have to cause I'm Homer Simps..*PFZAP!* Homer: Hey! Frank Grimes never married, how did he get a son?Frank Grimes Jr.: He happened to like hookers, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 Marge: Homer, Homer, why aren't you at work?Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today. I am at work. Marge: You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't you? Homer: That's crazy talk. You're crazy, Marge. Get off the road! [honks horn] Marge: [gets in the car] You have to face him sometime, and when you do I'm sure he'll be just as anxious to make up as you are. Homer: No he won't, he hates me. Marge: He doesn't hate you. He just feels insecure because you're getting through life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. Homer: Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut! It's not about me being lazy, it's about him being a crazy nut. Marge: Well ... maybe. But I bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more, mmm, professional in your work. Homer: [gasps] Marge: Just a little more. Then he won't have any reason to resent you. Homer: I'll do it! [produces a bottle of Duff] To professionalism! [drinks up] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 DJ 3000: Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. Bill: [laughs] How does it keep up with the news like that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Kang: Abortions for everyone!Crowd: Boo!Kang: Fine. Abortions for no one!Crowd: Boo!Kang: Fine! Abortions for those who want them and little American flags for everyone else!Crowd: Yay! edit: correct typo Edited March 22, 2013 by CygnusGal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret. Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now. I mean, I haven't told a soul about your boyfriend. Lisa: Langdon Alger? Oh, I don't like him anymore. Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart. Homer: I promise. Lisa: Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong! Homer: (face reddens, then returns to normal) Yes, that's a real pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment? [puts on the radiation suit hood, which muffles his voice; yells his head off as the faceplate fogs up] All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him. Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 My face is on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I still use this line. Ned Flanders: What can I ding dang diddly do for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 My face is on fire Chlorine, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 These berries taste like burning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 Someone stole my juice money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Hey, Bart! Your epidermis is showing! Your epidermis means your hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 Ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I'm a hundredaire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Ha ha! Nelson, I think he's really hurt! I said, 'ha, ha!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.[chuckles] Did I say "leg"? I meant that wet bathing suit. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALifeson85 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I always loved this scene, LOL :laughing guy: The way Homer creepily emerges through the bushes, the homage to Terminator 2...classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7X5s5vacIU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lies made baby Jesus cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Homer Simpson: Don't worry, I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape. It always makes the trip go faster.[pops the tape in]Ronald Reagan: [in a Reagan-like voice] Well, well, well, w-w-w-well,well, well...Homer Simpson: [chuckles] You know something? He *did* say "well" a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Bart: Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?Homer: Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.Ned Flanders: Wait! Homer, what did you just say?Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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