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Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?

 

Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?

 

Homer: [mocking] "What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?"

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Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?

 

Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?

 

Homer: [mocking] "What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?"

 

Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

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Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?

 

Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?

 

Homer: [mocking] "What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?"

 

 

Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America. That's not even Mexico

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No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something...

 

Homer: Here's Johnny! [notices the room is empty] D'oh! [Homer chops through a different door.] Homer: Daaaavid Letterman! [sees Grandpa, who finally found his way to the house after being left at the gas station earlier in the story] Abe: Hi David, I'm Grandpa. Homer: D'oh! [Homer chops through a different door with a ticking clock in hand.] Homer: I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes! Family: Wagghh!!

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?

Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?

Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.

 

Is the alien Santa Claus?

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?

Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.

 

Is the alien Santa Claus?

Uh, yes.

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?

Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.

 

Is the alien Santa Claus?

Uh, yes.

Uh, where you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?

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I bring peace

Like Urkel.

he appears every Friday night...

Like Urkel

Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?

Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.

 

Is the alien Santa Claus?

Uh, yes.

Uh, where you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?

This interview is over! (Slams door, and the weather vane falls)

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