Lost In Xanadu Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style - that's cucumbers with cottage cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears? Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam.Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did? Ned: No, son. No sirree, bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you! Homer: You talk better than you fool. Bart: I'll fool you up real nice. Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 And there's where Lupe Velez bought the toilet she drowned in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. Homer S.: Portrait Of An Ass Grabber with Dennis Franz as Homer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. Homer S.: Portrait Of An Ass Grabber with Dennis Franz as Homer! Ooh, "portrait"! Sounds classy. Edited April 2, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. Homer S.: Portrait Of An Ass Grabber with Dennis Franz as Homer! Ooh, "portrait"! Sounds classy.Mmmm....forbidden gummy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 In honor of Chavez and the start of baseball: Homer: Who are you? Ghost of César Chávez: I am the spirit of César Chávez. Homer: Then why do you look like César Romero? Ghost of César Chávez: Because you don't know what César Chávez looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! (I use this line several times a month)(Homer leaves)Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My cat's breath smells like cat food. (And I use this line almost daily) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 My cat's breath smells like cat food. (And I use this line almost daily) I bent my Wookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! (I use this line several times a month)(Homer leaves)Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that. One of my favorite episodes, easily top 10 The line I use the most is when Homer gives Ralph a balloon animal... Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that...and... put that in there, and you...ah! There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I'm a boy! <=================(this one :)) Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! (I use this line several times a month)(Homer leaves)Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that. One of my favorite episodes, easily top 10 The line I use the most is when Homer gives Ralph a balloon animal... Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that...and... put that in there, and you...ah! There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I'm a boy! <=================(this one :)) Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.Agreed. Homie The Clown is definitely Top Ten. :ebert: Another of my Top Ten favourites is El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) http://simpsons.wiki...oyage_of_Homer Homer: Hey, Barney! Soul mate! Let me buy you a beer.Barney: Okay, but I'm not your soul mate. I'm really more of a chum.Homer: Well, what about you, Lenny?Lenny: I'm a crony.Homer: Carl?Carl: I'd say acquaintance.(The camera pans to other patrons.)Larry: Colleague.Sam: Sympathizer.Bumblebee Man: Compadre.Kearney: Associate.Dr. Hibbert: Contemporary.Moe: I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm. <===== and here's the one that gets used :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! (I use this line several times a month)(Homer leaves)Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that. One of my favorite episodes, easily top 10 The line I use the most is when Homer gives Ralph a balloon animal... Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that...and... put that in there, and you...ah! There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I'm a boy! <=================(this one :)) Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.Agreed. Homie The Clown is definitely Top Ten. :ebert: Another of my Top Ten favourites is El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) http://simpsons.wiki...oyage_of_Homer Homer: Hey, Barney! Soul mate! Let me buy you a beer.Barney: Okay, but I'm not your soul mate. I'm really more of a chum.Homer: Well, what about you, Lenny?Lenny: I'm a crony.Homer: Carl?Carl: I'd say acquaintance.(The camera pans to other patrons.)Larry: Colleague.Sam: Sympathizer.Bumblebee Man: Compadre.Kearney: Associate.Dr. Hibbert: Contemporary.Moe: I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm. <===== and here's the one that gets used :) Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's me all right. <======= and this one too quite frequently :) as I think about Homer's glazed look and hear the wind[gets a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands]Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace.Homer Simpson: Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?Coyote: [snorts] Are you kidding? If anything, you should get *more* possessions. You don't even have a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Marge: I have nothing to say to you.Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner.Marge: How were you a political prisoner?Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?Love the Disney bashing jokes they have once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 8, 2013 Author Share Posted April 8, 2013 Bort?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 Obama loves #3 The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall. Oh, it's no use I'm never gonna find that tree, this whole raid was a useless as that yellow lemon shaped rock over there. Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock, the tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 10, 2013 Author Share Posted April 10, 2013 Shake harder boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 But Marge... valets! For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Had one of these moments today. Yes, I know we've covered it, but we could play it 1000 times and I would still LMAO. I had to post this clip. Why...must...it...be...so...relevant... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoGcRNzU1fg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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