CygnusGal Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Wooo...STDs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Wooo...STDs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKKenvoH1U I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 16, 2013 Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 Hey Homie... I can see your doodle Shut up, Flanders. Stupid Flanders. Stupid sexy Flanders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Wooo...STDs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUKKenvoH1U I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so cold! Your mother's right Homer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S97qUGgCoQ4&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) Apu: Can we talk about accentuating the...uh...masculine area? Lenny Kravitz: Did you hear that, everybody? Apu just asked about crotch stuffing. Now, I don't do that. Kenny Loggins does. Kenny Loggins: [Appearing at the window] I trusted you! [Runs away crying]. Edited February 16, 2013 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 :06 - he's a maniac maniac http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-jVwBGUsI&feature=endscreen&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 ...some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food. The only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good. See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest. Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish Setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat. My evening wear, vampire bat. These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtle necks I've got my share. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two... See my vest, See my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers, former gophers, It was that their skin I chose for, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best... So let's prepare these dogs, Kill two for matching clogs! See my vest! See me vest! Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ...some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food.The only thing I'm hunting forIs an outfit that looks good.See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest.Feel this sweater, there's no betterThan authentic Irish Setter.See this hat, 'twas my cat.My evening wear, vampire bat.These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.Grizzly bear underwear,Turtle necks I've got my share.Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall restTry my red robin suit,It comes one breast or two...See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.Like my loafers, former gophers,It was that their skin I chose for,But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...So let's prepare these dogs,Kill two for matching clogs!See my vest! See me vest!Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst! "Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns." O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend. That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 (edited) ...some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food.The only thing I'm hunting forIs an outfit that looks good.See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest.Feel this sweater, there's no betterThan authentic Irish Setter.See this hat, 'twas my cat.My evening wear, vampire bat.These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.Grizzly bear underwear,Turtle necks I've got my share.Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall restTry my red robin suit,It comes one breast or two...See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.Like my loafers, former gophers,It was that their skin I chose for,But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...So let's prepare these dogs,Kill two for matching clogs!See my vest! See me vest!Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst! "Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns." O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend. That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. Rory Calhoun? Yes, you know that actor. The one that sings and dances. Funny, I always heard the line: Like my loafers, former gophers,It was that their skin I chose for as It was that or skin my chauffeurs Of course, the actual lyrics make sense too...stupid brain... Hmmm...misheard Simpson's lyrics... Edited February 18, 2013 by CygnusGal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Heck, either one could be correct. Maybe I'm mishearing the lyrics :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Heck, either one could be correct. Maybe I'm mishearing the lyrics :)A great song with either lyrics. :cheers: I really like the vest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Burns: Look at them. Smug and secure in their finery. Mocking us.Homer: Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns.Burns: Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!Homer: [worriedly] What do we do??Burns: Oh...wouldn't you like to know.-- "Mountain of Madness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!Homer: You and what army? [imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns] [gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly] Political powers!Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing, "Mountain of Madness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! I found another hurt shrew. I think this one has a twisted ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game. [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick --Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. [Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious. That night, Homer sneaks over to Ned's house with a lead pipe in hishand. [Homer rings Ned's doorbell]Marge: [calling from window] Homer?Homer: Huh?Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?Homer: Ye -- no... Ned: [answers door] Huh? [Homer winds up]Homer: Oh. [winds down] Flanders, I decided I'd like to go to the game with you. Ned: Well, get out the Crayloas and color me "Tickled Pink". Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?Homer: [sheepish] Well, yeah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 SKINNER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 Steamed hams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!Homer: You and what army? [imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns] [gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly] Political powers!Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing, "Mountain of Madness" Mr. Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.Homer: You said it, you weirdo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game. [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick --Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. [Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious. That night, Homer sneaks over to Ned's house with a lead pipe in hishand. [Homer rings Ned's doorbell]Marge: [calling from window] Homer?Homer: Huh?Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?Homer: Ye -- no... Ned: [answers door] Huh? [Homer winds up]Homer: Oh. [winds down] Flanders, I decided I'd like to go to the game with you. Ned: Well, get out the Crayloas and color me "Tickled Pink". Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?Homer: [sheepish] Well, yeah. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!Homer: You and what army? [imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns] [gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly] Political powers!Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing, "Mountain of Madness" Mr. Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I have two Homer Simpson coffee mugs...but I don't drink coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! Made me think of this:Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! Made me think of this:Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests. Principal Skinner: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case. Judge: You rest your case? Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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