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I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so hot for me! I'm so cold! :LOL:

Your mother's right Homer :LOL:

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Apu: Can we talk about accentuating the...uh...masculine area? Lenny Kravitz: Did you hear that, everybody? Apu just asked about crotch stuffing. Now, I don't do that. Kenny Loggins does. Kenny Loggins: [Appearing at the window] I trusted you! [Runs away crying]. Edited by invisible airwave
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...some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food.

The only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest.

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat.

My evening wear, vampire bat.

These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtle necks I've got my share.

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two...

See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers,

It was that their skin I chose for,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest! See me vest!

Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

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...some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food.

The only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest.

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat.

My evening wear, vampire bat.

These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtle necks I've got my share.

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two...

See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers,

It was that their skin I chose for,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest! See me vest!

Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

 

"Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns."

 

O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend. That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. :LOL:

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...some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food.

The only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest.

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat.

My evening wear, vampire bat.

These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtle necks I've got my share.

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two...

See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers,

It was that their skin I chose for,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest! See me vest!

Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

 

"Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns."

 

O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend. That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. :LOL:

:LOL:

Rory Calhoun? Yes, you know that actor. The one that sings and dances.

 

Funny, I always heard the line:

 

Like my loafers, former gophers,

It was that their skin I chose for

 

as

 

It was that or skin my chauffeurs

 

Of course, the actual lyrics make sense too...stupid brain... :doh:

 

Hmmm...misheard Simpson's lyrics...

 

:LOL: :unsure: :LOL:

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Heck, either one could be correct. Maybe I'm mishearing the lyrics :)

A great song with either lyrics. :cheers:

 

I really like the vest. :LOL:

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Burns: Look at them. Smug and secure in their finery. Mocking us.

Homer: Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns.

Burns: Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!

Homer: [worriedly] What do we do??

Burns: Oh...wouldn't you like to know.

-- "Mountain of Madness"

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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!

Homer: You and what army?

[imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns]

[gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly]

Political powers!

Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!

-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing,

"Mountain of Madness"

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Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.

[doorbell rings]

Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two

tick --

Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up

there.

[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.

 

That night, Homer sneaks over to Ned's house with a lead pipe in his

hand.

[Homer rings Ned's doorbell]

Marge: [calling from window] Homer?

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his

tickets?

Homer: Ye -- no...

Ned: [answers door] Huh? [Homer winds up]

Homer: Oh. [winds down] Flanders, I decided I'd like to go to the game

with you.

Ned: Well, get out the Crayloas and color me "Tickled Pink". Ooh,

what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a

flogging?

Homer: [sheepish] Well, yeah.

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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!

Homer: You and what army?

[imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns]

[gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly]

Political powers!

Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!

-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing,

"Mountain of Madness"

 

Mr. Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer: You said it, you weirdo.

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Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.

[doorbell rings]

Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two

tick --

Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up

there.

[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.

 

That night, Homer sneaks over to Ned's house with a lead pipe in his

hand.

[Homer rings Ned's doorbell]

Marge: [calling from window] Homer?

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his

tickets?

Homer: Ye -- no...

Ned: [answers door] Huh? [Homer winds up]

Homer: Oh. [winds down] Flanders, I decided I'd like to go to the game

with you.

Ned: Well, get out the Crayloas and color me "Tickled Pink". Ooh,

what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a

flogging?

Homer: [sheepish] Well, yeah.

 

:P

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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!

Homer: You and what army?

[imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns]

[gasps and shakes] Stand back! I have powers! [threateningly]

Political powers!

Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!

-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing,

"Mountain of Madness"

 

 

Mr. Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer: You said it, you weirdo.

:LOL: :unsure: :LOL:

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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!

 

Made me think of this:

Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd

still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can

all bask in his gentle decency.

Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?

Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green

earth.

Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as

trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".

Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of

you, especially those of you in the jury!

Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.

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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!

 

Made me think of this:

Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd

still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can

all bask in his gentle decency.

Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?

Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green

earth.

Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as

trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".

Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of

you, especially those of you in the jury!

Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.

 

Principal Skinner: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow...

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Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that

Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not

being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.

Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil

gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it.

Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.

Judge: You rest your case?

Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case

closed.

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