CygnusGal Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 No TV and no beer make Homer something something... You've got the shinning!You mean the shining.Shh! You want to get sued!? Urge to kill... RisingLet's all bask in the warm glowing warmness of television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Max Power! That's a great name!Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 Max Power! That's a great name!Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer.Marge: I don't want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire!Homer: Fine, Hootie McBoob it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 Max Power! That's a great name!Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer. Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?Homer: Yeah, but faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Max Power! That's a great name!Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer. Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?Homer: Yeah, but faster! You like Thai?Thai good. You like shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Dental plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 Dental planLisa needs braces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Dental planLisa needs braces...Dental plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 Dental planLisa needs braces...Dental planLisa needs braces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmCHTxnnsuk Lisa in the sky! No diamonds, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzbn0yR2A-w 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXuCeZyPfmM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think! [the music stops] Brain: I want some peanuts. Homer: That's better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo! Money's too tight for steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for? Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window. Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me. Lisa Simpson: Did he die? Homer: What am I, a Doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for? Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window. Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me. Lisa Simpson: Did he die? Homer: What am I, a Doctor? I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI#at=36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Oh wait, this isn't the monster detector, it's the frog exaggerator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to destroy the Sun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, ehhhhhhhh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, ehhhhhhhh? Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here. Warren: I start fires! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.Homer: Uh-huh.Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.Homer: Mm-Hmm.Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.Homer: Oh, the hammock district!Hank Scorpio: That's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 That's not the wallet inspector... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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