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QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 26 2011, 05:16 PM)
How do you get out quickly if there's a fire?

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Well, I was thinking of just running for the door and crashing through it. Though I might've got the wrong end of the stick...

 

 

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*ahem...*

 

 

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 27 2011, 01:00 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 26 2011, 05:16 PM)
How do you get out quickly if there's a fire?

unsure.gif

Well, I was thinking of just running for the door and crashing through it. Though I might've got the wrong end of the stick...

 

 

laugh.gif

 

 

*ahem...*

 

 

 

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

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And what do you do when the food runs out?

 

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If mountains and oceans can be overcome then anything built by man can be overcome." - General George S. Patton.

 

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A house like that would be taken over by scavenging humans that're trying to escape zombies. When you're duking it out with those guys, the zombies would find a way in and devour both sides.

 

Besides a crowbar (for a last resort weapon that can also open doors), this is all you'd need to survive a zombie apocolypse:

http://www.treehugger.com/guy-riding-bicycle-lawnmower.jpg

Out of gas? Pedal power! You can literally mow down the undead!

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 27 2011, 11:47 AM)
A house like that would be taken over by scavenging humans that're trying to escape zombies. When you're duking it out with those guys, the zombies would find a way in and devour both sides.

Besides a crowbar (for a last resort weapon that can also open doors), this is all you'd need to survive a zombie apocolypse:
http://www.treehugger.com/guy-riding-bicycle-lawnmower.jpg
Out of gas? Pedal power! You can literally mow down the undead!

That mower-bike only goes about 10 MPH - think you can run those zombies over? biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 28 2011, 05:26 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 27 2011, 11:47 AM)
A house like that would be taken over by scavenging humans that're trying to escape zombies. When you're duking it out with those guys, the zombies would find a way in and devour both sides.

Besides a crowbar (for a last resort weapon that can also open doors), this is all you'd need to survive a zombie apocolypse:
http://www.treehugger.com/guy-riding-bicycle-lawnmower.jpg
Out of gas? Pedal power! You can literally mow down the undead!

That mower-bike only goes about 10 MPH - think you can run those zombies over? biggrin.gif

Real zombies [not that 28Days Later rabies sprinting folk] move at a speed of less than 1 mile per hour. I can take a leisurely stroll with beer in hand and cut down much of the neighborhood. Guns and shit like that always run out of ammunition or end up accidentally hurting the user or some innocent bystander. So when the rest of humanity is stressing, accidentally shooting one another, and running out of ammo, I'll be chillin'...with a nice front lawn to boot!! trink38.gif

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When tackling Zombies, what you really need is a kick-ass Kung Fu Priest, like the one from Peter Jackson's Braindead/Dead Alive...

 

 

"I kick arse for the Lord!"

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QUOTE (EveryNerveAware @ Aug 28 2011, 05:41 PM)
QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Aug 28 2011, 12:29 AM)
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/CitoSatchel3008/hq-dar-26.jpg

I see one thing missing from this picture. Know what it is??

Spare bullets?

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QUOTE (EveryNerveAware @ Aug 29 2011, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Aug 28 2011, 12:29 AM)
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/CitoSatchel3008/hq-dar-26.jpg

I see one thing missing from this picture. Know what it is??

Don't know. But I'm pretty sure I won't need a spoon if the end of the world is upon me.

Handgun, check. Grenades, check. Compass, check. Flashlight, check. Spoon, wacko.gif .

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