Lost In Xanadu Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Take a couple lines from a song, change it up, post it here. The end. "She is undressed in the forest she is naked with the trees. Her booty wants more sunlight but it can't get thru the leaves." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 23 2011, 01:13 PM)Take a couple lines from a song, change it up, post it here. The end. "She is undressed in the forest she is naked with the trees. Her booty wants more sunlight but it can't get thru the leaves." (Sorry..! Couldn't think of anything for laughing - that's brilliant!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 In a dog's life A year is really more like seven And all too soon a canine Will be chasing cars in doggie heaven Oh wait, isn't one of the rules that you have to CHANGE the lyrics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Interesting idea, LiX. Good start, too. Let me ruminate on this one a bit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Good idea I think about it. Edited September 7, 2011 by greyfriar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringOutYourDead Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Not-so-Romantic Madrigal When the girls won't let me ride them When I can't use my sword I look at you in the yearbook And imagine sailing through your fjord When all around, I'm blue-balled And there's no willing vag in view I long to turn my path bed-ward To "spend an evening" with you When life's become so lonely That I have to stroke my own cob I see your "beacons" in the darkness And want you to give me blow job In vain to search for pussy And in vain to search for head But if you don't mind me asking Is it okay in my parent's bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 QUOTE (BringOutYourDead @ Sep 15 2011, 07:45 PM) Not-so-Romantic Madrigal When the girls won't let me ride them When I can't use my sword I look at you in the yearbook And imagine sailing through your fjord When all around, I'm blue-balled And there's no willing vag in view I long to turn my path bed-ward To "spend an evening" with you When life's become so lonely That I have to stroke my own cob I see your "beacons" in the darkness And want you to give me blow job In vain to search for pussy And in vain to search for head But if you don't mind me asking Is it okay in my parent's bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 To keep with the naked theme.... I see boobs It improves my mood Guess it must be something with being a dude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tel Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 A modern day prostitute big blue eyes todays young hooker fleecing guys Though her body is for rent dont give it up for lent the std's they came and went gonorrhea's not permanent. but aids is..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 QUOTE (BringOutYourDead @ Sep 15 2011, 07:45 PM) Not-so-Romantic Madrigal When the girls won't let me ride them When I can't use my sword I look at you in the yearbook And imagine sailing through your fjord When all around, I'm blue-balled And there's no willing vag in view I long to turn my path bed-ward To "spend an evening" with you When life's become so lonely That I have to stroke my own cob I see your "beacons" in the darkness And want you to give me blow job In vain to search for pussy And in vain to search for head But if you don't mind me asking Is it okay in my parent's bed? Wow it made it through the censors 100% Pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (tel @ Mar 22 2012, 09:17 AM) A modern day prostitute big blue eyes todays young hooker fleecing guys Though her body is for rent dont give it up for lent the std's they came and went gonorrhea's not permanent. but aids is..... NOT SO DISTANT & WITHOUT WARNING An ill wind comes arising, Across the crack between my cheeks, It's filling up space under the covers, An invisible cloud that reeEEeeks. Brown Alert! Brown Alert! It's hard to keep your composure, 'Cos Dutch Ovens are funny as hell, Surprise attack on your significant other, Might get you the couch as well. Absolute.. ABSOLUTELY!! *fart, fart, fart* *fart, fart, fart* *fart, fart, fart* *fart, fart, fart* *FAAAART, fart fart, FART FART* *FAAAART, fart fart, FART FART* My girl's not paying attention, So what was I to do? I sometimes think it's funny, To make a cloud fulla' poo! I know it makes no difference, Holds her breath til she's blue, But I know comedy at its finest, Too bad she don't TOOOOoooooo!!!! -- *I know "don't" is grammatically incorrect but it fit better *This may or may not be based on a true story. Edited April 20, 2012 by Del_Duio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 We are the Geeks, who developed SIRI Our handheld computers fill the empty void. We are the Geeks, who developed SIRI If you need a wife, talk to your iPhone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchemingDemon Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 QUOTE (tel @ Mar 22 2012, 09:17 AM) A modern day prostitute big blue eyes todays young hooker fleecing guys Though her body is for rent dont give it up for lent the std's they came and went gonorrhea's not permanent. but aids is..... I will make up my own when I'm not using TRF as a diversion to doing my homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwliviaRivendell Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 "I don't believe in the supernatural or angels, devils and that stuff but I believe there's a ghost on the fence watching me when I'm making love" http://www.wow-turk.com/public/style_emoticons/default/mrgreen.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Chorus to BU2B Olives for the best The rest of you get toast Blind man in the market buys a bulkie roll And with that bulkie roll He buys some chicken breast Makes himself a sandwich then Goes and gets some rest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 In a world where I'm fat King Small I can't stop thin King Big (repeat "fat King" a dozen times or so to ease appreciation of the full effect) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 QUOTE (CygnusGal @ Sep 2 2012, 02:56 PM) In a world where I'm fat King Small I can't stop thin King Big (repeat "fat King" a dozen times or so to ease appreciation of the full effect) That reminds me of the guy in my rotisserie baseball league that named his team "Sofa Kingdom". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) These are too funny. Edited January 28, 2015 by Super25Smasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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