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Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

 

Next thing you know, there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked-up. I've seen it a hundred times.

 

 

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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Oct 20 2010, 04:16 PM)
Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

Next thing you know, there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked-up. I've seen it a hundred times.

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The guarantee fairy is one of my favorite scenes...

 

 

Also:

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!

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Now let's see what happens with the "other guys brake pads"

OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!!

(poor new guy)

 

It's the only movie where I have the VHS and DVD version (to be honest it's the only VHS I still have that I didn't make)

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"Brothers don't shake hands; brothers are supposed to hug!"

 

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"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"

"Heh heh heh heh. Why?"

 

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"No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be 'Boner of the Month'."

 

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Richard Hayden: What is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?

Tommy: Ohhhh, man...

Richard Hayden: One and a...

Tommy: ...half percent. I knew that. Why can't I remember it?

Richard Hayden: Try an association like, uhhh... Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

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Tommy : Relax. They got a thin candy shell. I'm suprised you didn't know that... cool.gif

 

Richard : I think your head has a THICK candy shell... huh.gif

 

Tommy : YOUR head's...got the, the uh, shell on it... unsure.gif

 

Richard : Are you talkin'? sarcasm.gif

 

Tommy : ...shut up, Richard. eh.gif

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