Principled Man Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Sep 30 2010, 12:04 PM)Simon sayyyyy.... you put knuckre on froor. YOU ROOOSE FAT MAN! I WINNER! This makes me laugh every single time.....I have no idea why...... Janie, you're up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Janie Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Oct 1 2010, 03:19 AM)QUOTE (Janie @ Sep 30 2010, 12:04 PM)Simon sayyyyy.... you put knuckre on froor. YOU ROOOSE FAT MAN! I WINNER! This makes me laugh every single time.....I have no idea why...... Janie, you're up!! Thanks WM! Up next for your captioning pleasure: http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 25 2010, 07:12 AM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 24 2010, 10:07 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 24 2010, 05:42 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 24 2010, 12:06 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 23 2010, 09:17 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 23 2010, 05:54 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? It's nice to see you around here, that's all. It's been a while, and I was expressing my surprise! Yeah, I BET you were surprised! I still read here from time to time, and over the past 2 years, i've had a couple of times I wanted to post. This time I thought I could win... But I still suck at caption a random image, apparently. I wonderd how long it would take any of the old farts to notice me. But you picked up on it the first day. Leave it to old #37... I noticed you! Are you sooo old you didn't notice! Its about time you surfaced again! I saw that, but I'm still waiting for your sig to load, tickster! At least my signature hasn't been moved or deleted. Well, it's obvious WHY my sig doesn't always show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (thelocator @ Sep 28 2010, 09:16 PM) I can just here Bob biting his tongue on that last post...So, I'll go and do what he wouldn't do in this situation...Get a little joy from liviing vicariously through this, Bog...None of my entries had anything to do with Priests at The Temples Of Syrinx...I'm now wondering if Goob even reads posts other than his own, he's so self absorbed. Goob, you've never actually 'laughed aloud' at anyone's entry here, EV-ER...If you did, you'd be a phuckin' mental patient, locked in a closet somewhere, you Oregonian turdball...This game is not that sort of medium, not even in the least...Be truthful to yourself and others here, at least once....It comes across so cheezy when you say that you're laughing out loud, and then you come and say the complete opposit. In our PM's, you've made it quite obvious that you're completely unable to detect quality or humour in any other person here, on any level...of course, other than yourself. That, I'll give ya. I gave you several opportunities to point towards something, anything that you thought was funny on this thread and couldn't do it...You've removed yourself from this game time and again because others wouldn't or couldn't acknowledge that your storyboard contribs were any good...But, ya see that my tactics are a lil' different than yours, huh? And, it's the same schitt with you clowns, only the year has changed...As once again, one-dimensional obviousness and simplicity of mind wins out every single time over actual inventiveness, craft and creativity...I sit here and watch, time and time again, people actually reward banality, uninventiveness and stupidity on every single round since I been watching along from way back in June. Some of ya'll are humorless, small and simple-minded men...Ya know that, don't cha? You know WHO ya'll are. I definitely would not presume to be speaking to ALL in this manner, that's for sure...I'm sorry to those who's buzz I've ruined by doing this. But, this thread is only an ego-massage session, not a competition. There's no way I can believe, no way that I can be convinced with the evidence in such plain sight, that people here are actually picking these 'winning entries' out of anything other than sheer spite, and a hardcore reluctance to part with deserving praise even where its due. The wins here are literally on the level of some Elementary School class' fingerpainting class...This thread and the kingpins around it amount to nothing more than an afternoon whack off session for frail egos. How can I win so many of these rounds at other sites, but be locked out here entirely? I just doesn't jibe with reason, man. And everyone has their little quirks, indeed...Myself included, I'll admit...I can't tolerate stupidity, and have a boiling point for it...Thusly, you get THIS explosion....BUT, 1-0-0-1 tailors his entries to the EGO of each player who's currently in the JUDGE's chair, as per his own words on the subject...He knows precisely how to give those lill' ego strokes when he detects someone cravin' 'em...And, Gary thinks that every player here is completely humorless, other than himself, of course...Btw, Gar, I just sent off a batch of your PMs about how 'unfunny' 1-0-0-1 is to his PM box...Probably reading through the bulk of 'em right now... See ya later, phuckjoints...So, phuckin' threatened you guys are by outsiders and ideas bigger and better than your own...So f'n threatened are SOME of the males here by outsider's ideas...Can't even ackowledge the worth of another person...By some of your language, it would kill you to do so. Go suck the old, grey balls of Jimmy Carter, you britches! No, but seriously, have some good, rich, eventful lives full of depth of meaning...I'd hate for something 'petty' like this to come between us...Truly...If you guys want, I'll still stick around after closing hour and watch you dudes jag off each other's egos behind the mail trucks, like we used to do back in seminary...You guys are the best...See ya...Kisses. I started this game years ago with every intention of it being something silly and ridiculous. It was intended to be enjoyed by people who laugh at stupid things like Benny Hill. It's a crazy success, because it's in it's 3rd incarnation and just keeps going. Some of us like simple laughs because that's what we like. It's not a commentary on our intelligence, it's just mindless humor. Like the 3 stooges, that's all it was ever meant to be. There have also been offshoots of the game that were titled "battle of the halfwits". Most poeple understand the intent is not to be intelligent humor, but instead, basically funny or inane, and nothing more. Why was it turned into a "contest"? So I wouldn't have to be in charge of it every day. We all have lives and to tie myself to a single thread on a single board would be boring for me in a few months, and boring for everyone else in a few days. That aspect was only included so the game could self-propegate. Or continue on it's own, if you don't know what that means. I question the intent of someone who doesn't get it to the point of starting a bunch of drama because the winning captions are beneath them in intelligence. No one here needs to defend their sense of humor. Just move on if it's not for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 1 2010, 07:00 AM) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg Come on Cuddles, time for your walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (edited) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg Boy, I can't wait till I'm old enough to marry Justin Beiber. He's DREAMY! Edited October 1, 2010 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Today'sTomSawyer Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 1 2010, 07:00 AM) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg Dog: "And then...and then...'roof'...he stepped right in it! Didn't even see it! HARF! HARF! HARF!" Girl: "Whatever. That's gross." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (edited) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg "Hey grandma, that's an awfully big nose for you....ta have!" Edited October 1, 2010 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Geds @ Oct 1 2010, 01:21 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 25 2010, 07:12 AM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 24 2010, 10:07 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 24 2010, 05:42 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 24 2010, 12:06 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 23 2010, 09:17 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 23 2010, 05:54 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? It's nice to see you around here, that's all. It's been a while, and I was expressing my surprise! Yeah, I BET you were surprised! I still read here from time to time, and over the past 2 years, i've had a couple of times I wanted to post. This time I thought I could win... But I still suck at caption a random image, apparently. I wonderd how long it would take any of the old farts to notice me. But you picked up on it the first day. Leave it to old #37... I noticed you! Are you sooo old you didn't notice! Its about time you surfaced again! I saw that, but I'm still waiting for your sig to load, tickster! At least my signature hasn't been moved or deleted. Well, it's obvious WHY my sig doesn't always show up. Nothing is obvious in my world. My cheap Dell PC has no issues loading my sig? Do you own a Mac or something? Edited October 1, 2010 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (edited) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg Guess who in this photo desperately needs a Mentos. Edited October 1, 2010 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg We're gonna need a bigger boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (tick @ Oct 1 2010, 12:55 PM) Nothing is obvious in my world. My cheap Dell PC has no issues loading my sig? Do you own a Mac or something? read my sig, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 1 2010, 10:00 AM) http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg ....and THEN - get this - I ATE THE THREE BEARS AND GOLDILOCKS!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dog: " You're killing me kid. Tell me another one.....and use that funny voice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Kid: "Nice try, Cujo....but it's not dinner time yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 1 2010, 09:00 AM)http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg The cat's crappin' in my supper dish? HAHAHA....That's a good one....!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 So row do rou rike my rimression ruf da Ralien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 (edited) 4 out of 5 dogs surveyed recommend young blond girls over old grey haired men for flavor and tenderness Edited October 2, 2010 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 HEY HON look what I brought home for dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 "...and so the Doberman says 'Okay, you can stay, but the Chihuahua in the gorilla suit has gotta go.' Yuk yuk yuk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Oct 2 2010, 02:45 AM)"...and so the Doberman says 'Okay, you can stay, but the Chihuahua in the gorilla suit has gotta go.' Yuk yuk yuk!" This is exactly what I had in mind! It looks as if the dog is cracking the cheesiest dog joke and the girl is like, "WTF?" Good caption GOAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeOhBe Bob Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 (edited) Pardon me young man, do you know what a good chaser is for one's own turd? I can't seem to get the bloody taste out of my mouth! Edited October 3, 2010 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 OK! says mom, "when daddy shows up for his surprise birthday party blindfolded? don't tell him who's kissing him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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