Janie Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Dec 21 2011, 05:45 PM) Little Billy has just been voted most likely to be beaten in high school. WINNER! cuz it's so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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drbirdsong Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 23 2011, 12:17 AM) QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Dec 21 2011, 05:45 PM) Little Billy has just been voted most likely to be beaten in high school. WINNER! cuz it's so true... Thank you. Sorry for the wait. I'll leave the decision on this one until tomorrow evening if no one minds. And now... in the spirit of the season: http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/drbirdsong/Christmas.jpg Edited December 23, 2011 by drbirdsong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 So THAT'S how he gets to all those houses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Neil Claus speeds his way through the streets of Toronto raising spirits and spreading goodwill and cheer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Who knew that Santa has a promotion deal with BMW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 On the next episode of Speed Racer, the mach 5 has to take on Santa Claus. Can Speed keep up to a man who visits 7 billion people in one night? Find out next week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 The reindeer were protesting with the Occupy Wall Street movement so Santa had to get a new method of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 his Like my driving? Call... sign fell off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Dec 23 2011, 01:25 PM) Neil Claus speeds his way through the streets of Toronto raising spirits and spreading goodwill and cheer. Winner. The NP/BMW connection was too good to ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeOhBe Bob Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Dec 24 2011, 05:47 PM)QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Dec 23 2011, 01:25 PM) Neil Claus speeds his way through the streets of Toronto raising spirits and spreading goodwill and cheer. Winner. The NP/BMW connection was too good to ignore. WOOHOO thank you.. Yeah I had to look at the pic for about a half hour wondering WTH is Santa ridin..a bike, trike what..with an add-on cab? like a lawn tractor...? then I saw the logo Anyhoo Happy Holidays everyone! http://img1.imagehousing.com/34/48fa1bf40d209654ce8508fe3767e185.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 What pitiful censoring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Alex Lifeson's Japanese love child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 Guitar Hero, Fisher Price edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 (edited) Yoshi does his rendition of Freediaper: If I leave here tomorrow Would you still be breastfeeding me? For I must be toddling on, now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to pee But, if I stayed here with you, Mommy Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a diaper now And this diaper you cannot change And this diaper you cannot change And this diaper you cannot change Lord knows, this diaper can't change Edited December 25, 2011 by Ghost of a Rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Isn't he a bit young for rock & roll drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Dec 25 2011, 06:21 AM) Yoshi does his rendition of Freediaper: If I leave here tomorrow Would you still be breastfeeding me? For I must be toddling on, now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to pee But, if I stayed here with you, Mommy Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a diaper now And this diaper you cannot change And this diaper you cannot change And this diaper you cannot change Lord knows, this diaper can't change OK I guess Ghostie knows I'm a sucker for a song parody LOL Shit, my wifey runs a group on Facebook.."I grew up in Venice FL too". One of her old friends is not only a 5th cuz of Francis Scott Key (yep that guy that penned our National Anthem), but also...F Scott Fitzgerald (yep Great Gatsby and on and on), and her and I spent the season parodying Christmas Carols! What a playing Scrabble (so to speak) with someone with THAT kind of caliber with words, and not only words are in her blood, she's a pro photog doing stills of animals in motion, AND a german shepherd breeder...IN TASMANIA! Sorry for the ramblin' Gho Ghostie Gho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeOhBe Bob Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 The Mother of all busses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 What if George Carlin saw this bus.... "OK what if we did word substitutions, like we substitute the word f*cker for the word BUS.....might sound somethin like..OK MOTHERBUS GET ON THAT f*cker or if it was on Extreme Makeover Home Edition....DRIVER MOVE THAT f*cker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Honey, don't worry. I didn't spend money to tell everyone about you on a stupid city bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Hey look, it's France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I swear officer, I don't have a road rage problem: that f*cker cut me off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Yes, but it's pronounced "foo-CAIR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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