BeOhBe Bob Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 It's the high life in Beijing when you wake up with a hospital gown on and a panda in your lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 wut kinda dawg is dis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Shaq had some crazy sex 9 months ago because his latest child is black, white and Asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "I scored me a Kardashian!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "Dogs are so overrated, Panda's are cute and dangerous, so they can protect the house too."Â "No Shaq, I said they were ENDAGERED." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "Did you know that these are on the endangered species list and I eat me at least three of em a day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Shaq's kids wanted to meet Jack Black after seeing Kung Fu Panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "Alright, we can't hide it any longer. Kung Fu Panda and I are in love." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 "After enough drinks even the ugliest girls start to look like pandas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Shaq: "Know any good jokes?"Â Panda: "Oh yeah, you'll love this one. This guy's having a drink in a bar when a panda comes in, pulls a stalk of bamboo from his pocket, munches it, pulls out a gun and starts firing all over the place and then walks out. The guy turns to the bartender and says 'What the hell was that about!?' The bartender hands him an encyclopedia open to the panda entry and it says 'The Panda is indigenous to China and eats, shoots and leaves.' Yuk yuk yuk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Dec 31 2011, 04:36 PM) Shaq: "Know any good jokes?" Panda: "Oh yeah, you'll love this one. This guy's having a drink in a bar when a panda comes in, pulls a stalk of bamboo from his pocket, munches it, pulls out a gun and starts firing all over the place and then walks out. The guy turns to the bartender and says 'What the hell was that about!?' The bartender hands him an encyclopedia open to the panda entry and it says 'The Panda is indigenous to China and eats, shoots and leaves.' Yuk yuk yuk!" Yukyuk N Hao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Once you go Shaq you never go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Hey, where's the panda's other hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 QUOTE (USB Connector @ Dec 31 2011, 09:18 AM) Shaq had some crazy sex 9 months ago because his latest child is black, white and Asian. Â You got it USB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jan 1 2012, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (USB Connector @ Dec 31 2011, 09:18 AM) Shaq had some crazy sex 9 months ago because his latest child is black, white and Asian.  You got it USB Thanks HowItIs! Happy new year old chaps! http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/smart-dog.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 Furlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 If I don't get some out of this then I am going to rip someone's throat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 It is this doctor's opinion that, no, cats cannot haz cheezeburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 There is a payment plan for my services and that plan involves snausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 My credentials include a minor in poop eating with a major in butt sniffing. I studied at the University of Alpo and did my residency at Frontline Flea & Tick removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Man, the feeling of leather on my butt makes this worth it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 He sleeps 28 hours a day. People come to him. He's sniffed the most exquisite body odors known to caninekind. He trained Pavlov to turn the light on. He is? The most interesting Dog in the world. "I don't always want to sniff asses, but when I want to sniff yours? I'll call you. Stay smelly my friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) Let's forget this Planet of the Apes business shall we? We know who really runs the show... Edited January 3, 2012 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Pahdon me, but would you have any grey poop on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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