Ghost of a Rider Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 thanks! I already posted this in another thread, after a friend of mine made a comment about his the shape of his head. I might as well use it here too! http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2105/dak.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 At least he isn't ham-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 What a meathead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 It's Roethlis-berger... not Ham-berger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2105/dak.png Ben:(talking on cell) Yeah I got the ham, what else do we need Edited December 16, 2011 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 That Rothlesberger is such a ham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Wait... what? He's not a Kosher QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Dec 17 2011, 10:00 AM) A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 HUDDLE UP HUDDLE UP HUDDLE...ok this one's gonna be the DAK 17 fly 3 post up on... player on right: DUDE they can tell what plays we gon' run!! Ben: WHA? How d'ya know? player: they got lip readers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 16 2011, 04:09 PM) What a meathead. Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 18, 2011 Author Share Posted December 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Dec 17 2011, 06:47 PM)QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 16 2011, 04:09 PM) What a meathead. Winner! Next up for laughs: http://acidcow.com/pics/20100707/funny_family_photos_20.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 "My sons, two of you are photoshopped..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 A young Spock demonstrates his skills in the library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Kids! You just found out Santa isn't real, and neither is the Easter Bunny! What are you gonna do next? Smiley kid: Ima tell em neither is the tooth fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 "Can you spot the difference in this picture? That's right, it's the boy not wearing a red shirt."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I bet you didn't know that Ted Bundy had siblings.... HAD being the operative word here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Larry, Shemp... where did Curley go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 If I smile big enough, nobody will even notice them crying! Happy family... happy family... happy family... happy family... happy family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 How long will it take until they figure out that I'm pinching the necks of these whiners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The two in the front just realized that they will be spending 90% of their time in that library in about 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Dec 19 2011, 01:23 AM) I bet you didn't know that Ted Bundy had siblings.... HAD being the operative word here. Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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