*Limelight* Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Imagine if this was a commercial Imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Those smug gits on the latest IBM ads, extolling the virtues of IBM enterprise systems Yeah right, whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria's Ladder Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 The finallyfast.com Adds. Gosh they are annoying.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6k88kBAAM&feature=related- Scam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) The Gillette ads with Woods, Federer & the other bloke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGX72GOjHC4 More cheesy than a very large cheesy thing living in a house made of cheese Edited September 24, 2009 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 QUOTE (Victoria's Ladder @ Sep 24 2009, 02:02 PM) The finallyfast.com Adds. Gosh they are annoying.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6k88kBAAM&feature=related- Scam YES! I HATE THOSE THINGS!!!!!! The commercial: "First my computer was fast, but now it's just kinda fast...." Me, yelling at the screen: "THEN STOP DOWNLOADING PORN, AND GET SOME FREAKING VIRUS/SPYWARE PROTECTION!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 QUOTE (Sonatine @ Sep 24 2009, 02:23 PM) The Gillette ads with Woods, Federer & the other bloke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGX72GOjHC4 More cheesy than a very large cheesy thing living in a house made of cheese Thank God those don't air in my region anymore, but I agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Only viewed in Canada: The Rogers Wireless commercials with the two guys.......the one guy who's phone rarely works and the other guy who always shows up talking on his phone.........? They're funny but they're shown at least 42 times per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 the cheerios ad where he's just trying to make small talk at the breakfast table? She makes an ass out of him at every turn? What else does the box say Steve? The box says not to slap my wife on the right temple Steve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppetKing2112 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 How about that Hall's Refresh ad with the mom and the roommate? Most amazingly awkward ad ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Oct 8 2009, 02:28 AM) the cheerios ad where he's just trying to make small talk at the breakfast table? She makes an ass out of him at every turn? What else does the box say Steve? The box says not to slap my wife on the right temple Steve... I agree with you. The sick thing about that commercial is that the husband and wife look more like siblings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Oct 8 2009, 02:28 AM) the cheerios ad where he's just trying to make small talk at the breakfast table? She makes an ass out of him at every turn? What else does the box say Steve? The box says not to slap my wife on the right temple Steve... That is one of the worst of the worst of a popular trend lately of making the husband look like a moron. Not only is is really stupid commercial, but the wife comes across as a totally unrivaled control freak bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Oct 8 2009, 01:19 PM) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Oct 8 2009, 02:28 AM) the cheerios ad where he's just trying to make small talk at the breakfast table? She makes an ass out of him at every turn? What else does the box say Steve? The box says not to slap my wife on the right temple Steve... That is one of the worst of the worst of a popular trend lately of making the husband look like a moron. Not only is is really stupid commercial, but the wife comes across as a totally unrivaled control freak bitch. +1 Thankfully, I haven't seen this one in a good while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Oct 8 2009, 02:49 AM) How about that Hall's Refresh ad with the mom and the roommate? Most amazingly awkward ad ever. That one is pathetically sad. And yes, awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Kay jewelry commercials. yuck. The cheese factor is beyond unbearble. I just saw one where this man and woman were in some cabin in the woods. There is a thunderstorm. The woman jumps at the thunder and lightening and is caught by the man, stating "Don't worry, I'm here... forever" He then gives her this ugly necklace, the commercial talks about the jewelry and then ends with the woman throwing her arms around the man, stating "Don't let go...ever" wtf, this sh*t doesn't happen in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Nov 25 2009, 09:27 PM) Kay jewelry commercials. yuck. The cheese factor is beyond unbearble. I just saw one where this man and woman were in some cabin in the woods. There is a thunderstorm. The woman jumps at the thunder and lightening and is caught by the man, stating "Don't worry, I'm here... forever" He then gives her this ugly necklace, the commercial talks about the jewelry and then ends with the woman throwing her arms around the man, stating "Don't let go...ever" wtf, this sh*t doesn't happen in real life. last year's rehash of Dr Quinn, Jewelry Hawker a/k/a Jane Seymour with her Mum's idea of the Open Hearts pendant.... There's just something not quite so romantic about a piece of jewelry that also is a term for serious surgery ON YOUR HEART!! Irony? I think not Look Ms Seymour, your drawing your open heart design is great, but take your one brown eye n one green eye and boogie on outta here ok? Edited November 26, 2009 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboGames Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Christmas commercials in general. Bah Humbug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Nov 26 2009, 11:41 AM)QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Nov 25 2009, 09:27 PM) Kay jewelry commercials. yuck.� The cheese factor is beyond unbearble. I just saw one where this man and woman were in some cabin in the woods.� There is a thunderstorm.� The woman jumps at the thunder and lightening and is caught by the man, stating "Don't worry, I'm here... forever"� He then gives her this ugly necklace, the commercial talks about the jewelry and then ends with the woman throwing her arms around the man, stating "Don't let go...ever" wtf, this sh*t doesn't happen in real life. last year's rehash of Dr Quinn, Jewelry Hawker a/k/a Jane Seymour with her Mum's idea of the Open Hearts pendant.... There's just something not quite so romantic about a piece of jewelry that also is a term for serious surgery ON YOUR HEART!! Irony? I think not Look Ms Seymour, your drawing your open heart design is great, but take your one brown eye n one green eye and boogie on outta here ok? I had a thought...when she's "busy" being amorous and showing you how much she loves her new pendant...and she happens to be..on top? it's like a fishhook to the mouth or worse yet your nose!! http://www.poplifeart.com/jane_seymour_kay_open_heart_pendant.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Southwest Airline ads...the ones where the baggage handlers LOVE your bags...and cry when your bags are being conveyored into the belly of the jumbo jet? AUUUUUHHHHHAHGGHH BAGS BAGS BAGS PAPER PLASTIC TEA SUGAR GARBAGE I got your bag!! RIGHT HERE!! tea bag master!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiriusRushFan Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Nov 25 2009, 08:27 PM)Kay jewelry commercials. yuck. The cheese factor is beyond unbearble. I just saw one where this man and woman were in some cabin in the woods. There is a thunderstorm. The woman jumps at the thunder and lightening and is caught by the man, stating "Don't worry, I'm here... forever" He then gives her this ugly necklace, the commercial talks about the jewelry and then ends with the woman throwing her arms around the man, stating "Don't let go...ever" wtf, this sh*t doesn't happen in real life. That's when ol' hockey mask Jason needs to bust up in the joint and straighten her ass right out! Edited November 28, 2009 by SiriusRushFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboGames Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Any commercial for personal injury attorneys. "Have you been injured in an accident?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 QUOTE (JimboGames @ Nov 27 2009, 07:28 PM)Any commercial for personal injury attorneys. "Have you been injured in an accident?" http://www.misnylaw.com/medicalmalpractice.shtml I'll make them pay, biotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Nov 27 2009, 12:08 AM) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Nov 26 2009, 11:41 AM)QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Nov 25 2009, 09:27 PM) Kay jewelry commercials. yuck.� The cheese factor is beyond unbearble. I just saw one where this man and woman were in some cabin in the woods.� There is a thunderstorm.� The woman jumps at the thunder and lightening and is caught by the man, stating "Don't worry, I'm here... forever"� He then gives her this ugly necklace, the commercial talks about the jewelry and then ends with the woman throwing her arms around the man, stating "Don't let go...ever" wtf, this sh*t doesn't happen in real life. last year's rehash of Dr Quinn, Jewelry Hawker a/k/a Jane Seymour with her Mum's idea of the Open Hearts pendant.... There's just something not quite so romantic about a piece of jewelry that also is a term for serious surgery ON YOUR HEART!! Irony? I think not Look Ms Seymour, your drawing your open heart design is great, but take your one brown eye n one green eye and boogie on outta here ok? I had a thought...when she's "busy" being amorous and showing you how much she loves her new pendant...and she happens to be..on top? it's like a fishhook to the mouth or worse yet your nose!! http://www.poplifeart.com/jane_seymour_kay_open_heart_pendant.jpg there is the one from last year with the deaf girl and the guy who tries to sign, but just can't seem to get it right, even though she's so encouraging, then the big reveal, the $79.95 gold chain Dude: How do you like it? Girl(mouthing and signing): read my lips always seems to touch me a little bit, although yes it drips with cheesy goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 All the f*cking car ads this time of year, but ESPECIALLY the one that debates the merits of, hmm, do you give your SO the BMW or the Lexus???? Those car ads are just. . .ick. As if you somehow fall short in the gifting department if you DON'T give them a luxury car. And the ones for leasing are even worse. WTF? "Merry Christmas, honey, I got you this new $70K SUV, but you have to return it in 3 years!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankad89 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Bud Light "Jimmy Football" commercials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I am very quickly starting to hate the bitch in the Target holiday sales commercials. You know - "if you're perfect like me". . . I don't hate her enough to go to Wal-Mart, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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