rushgoober Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Ok, this is inspired by talk of a possible Top Gun sequel. Any movie is fair game. Toy Story 3: Buzz Lightyear's First Woody The Matrix Regurgitated Witness II: Revenge of the Pennsylvania Dutch Kramer Vs. Kramer 2: Giving It Another Go The French Connection III In 3-D King Kong & The Muppets Re-Take Manhattan From Justin To Kelly II: From Reuben To Clay Brazil II: Portugal Batman & Robin 2: Legalizing Gay Marriage In Metropolis Go crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Witness II: Revenge of the Pennslyvania Dutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 23 2008, 03:42 PM) Batman & Robin 2: Legalizing Gay Marriage In Metropolis that one may be good though. Carrie 3: the bastard Poltergeist 4: Carol Ann is back Jaws 5: chomp! Halloween: Michael Myers meets Michael Myers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Star Wars Episode VII - The Return of Hayden Christensen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Top Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Milo & Otis 2: Electric Pugaloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Dude, Where's my Airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (Mandalorian Hunter @ Jul 23 2008, 01:02 PM) Star Wars Episode VII - The Return of Hayden Christensen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULTIPLIED REACTION Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Witless Protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Godfather 4: The Return of Fredo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Better Off Dead 2: I want my 3 Dollars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Titanic 2: Jack Dawson and the Ship Re-surface Matrix 4: Neo Takes Acting Lessons Star Wars Episode VII: Mannequin Skywalker Returns Gandhi II: No More Passive Resistance! The Terminator 4X-squared: How Many More Times Can Skynet Try to Change the Future by Changing the Past? Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes Still Freaking Grumpy-as-Hell Old Men: Ann-Margret is Still Way Out of Their League Fatal Attraction 2: Rabbit Season The Blair Witch Project 2: If All Those Leaves Didn't Scare You the First Time, Wait 'Til You See What We've Got Now... a Budget! The Blues Brothers 3: Akroyd's Bank Account is More Important Than Maintaining the Integrity of a Classic Film The Naked Gun 45's: O.J.'s Contractual Picture to Finally Pay the Goldmans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Jul 23 2008, 06:42 PM) Better Off Dead 2: I want my 3 Dollars! raised up a buck, well that was over 20 years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 06:44 PM) Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes ooooooohhh GR that was a low blow on MJ Fox HARSHIN! although the slam on Neo was kick ass!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MULTIPLIED REACTION Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 23 2008, 07:49 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Jul 23 2008, 06:42 PM) Better Off Dead 2: I want my 3 Dollars! raised up a buck, well that was over 20 years ago! Cant say that about gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (MULTIPLIED REACTION @ Jul 23 2008, 06:54 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 23 2008, 07:49 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Jul 23 2008, 06:42 PM) Better Off Dead 2: I want my 3 Dollars! raised up a buck, well that was over 20 years ago! Cant say that about gas. Bastards I know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 03:44 PM) Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes Harsh. Also, I think there was a crapfest Blair Witch 2. How about....MORE Snakes on a Plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 The Wall II: The Final Cut Star Wars Episode 3.5: Jar-Jar Binks In Love E.T. 2: E.T. Becomes A Porn Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 04:44 PM) Titanic 2: Jack Dawson and the Ship Re-surface Matrix 4: Neo Takes Acting Lessons Star Wars Episode VII: Mannequin Skywalker Returns Gandhi II: No More Passive Resistance! The Terminator 4X-squared: How Many More Times Can Skynet Try to Change the Future by Changing the Past? Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes Still Freaking Grumpy-as-Hell Old Men: Ann-Margret is Still Way Out of Their League Fatal Attraction 2: Rabbit Season The Blair Witch Project 2: If All Those Leaves Didn't Scare You the First Time, Wait 'Til You See What We've Got Now... a Budget! The Blues Brothers 3: Akroyd's Bank Account is More Important Than Maintaining the Integrity of a Classic Film The Naked Gun 45's: O.J.'s Contractual Picture to Finally Pay the Goldmans Nice Work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 23 2008, 06:53 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 06:44 PM) Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes ooooooohhh GR that was a low blow on MJ Fox HARSHIN! I know. That was a little rough. (S'why I put that "unsure" face next to it.) I happen to love the guy, and always have. He's a great comedic actor and a great guy in real life. I've always loved his personality; it always comes shining through in interviews. And I've thought these things long before he was diagnosed with Parkinson's. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the occasional offensive joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 08:15 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 23 2008, 06:53 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 06:44 PM) Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes ooooooohhh GR that was a low blow on MJ Fox HARSHIN! I know. That was a little rough. (S'why I put that "unsure" face next to it.) I happen to love the guy, and always have. He's a great comedic actor and a great guy in real life. I've always loved his personality; it always comes shining through in interviews. And I've thought these things long before he was diagnosed with Parkinson's. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the occasional offensive joke. Two tasteless jokes in less than a week. You're really on a roll, aren't you? Did you even bother to read what I said about not making tasteless jokes in my forums or were you too busy bitching about how people once made jokes about you? Do it again and your post will be edited, no questions asked and any bitching about how you were once told to "lighten up" won't do you any good. Clear? Your compliance in this matter is expected. And don't respond to this posts with any excuses, I'm just not interested in hearing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 23 2008, 07:36 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 08:15 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 23 2008, 06:53 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 23 2008, 06:44 PM) Back to the Future 4: Marty Gets the Shakes ooooooohhh GR that was a low blow on MJ Fox HARSHIN! I know. That was a little rough. (S'why I put that "unsure" face next to it.) I happen to love the guy, and always have. He's a great comedic actor and a great guy in real life. I've always loved his personality; it always comes shining through in interviews. And I've thought these things long before he was diagnosed with Parkinson's. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the occasional offensive joke. Two tasteless jokes in less than a week. You're really on a roll, aren't you? Did you even bother to read what I said about not making tasteless jokes in my forums or were you too busy bitching about how people once made jokes about you? Do it again and your post will be edited, no questions asked and any bitching about how you were once told to "lighten up" won't do you any good. Clear? Your compliance in this matter is expected. And don't respond to this posts with any excuses, I'm just not interested in hearing them. 'Kay. No excuses. And edit away, that doesn't bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Wow. Does GR realise that some of the things he's said are worse than those that have been said by banned people? Hopefully he's near that because he appears to be a sick, twisted ***t. There are some things you can make a joke out of, but there are some things you really shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Karate Kid 5: Daniel-San Goes to College (the now-46 year-old Ralph Macchio plays the now-21 year-old Daniel LaRusso). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Rocky VS. Rambo The Terminator VS. Conan The Barbarian Gandalf VS. Magneto VS. Elrond VS. Agent Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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