blonde77th Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I am in a great mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeHaste Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 OMG, Rush just broke up. Apparantly, Neil couldn't take Geddy's bossy-ness anymore and started fighting. The fighting got to Alex, who broke into tears and told the others that he would not continue to make music with people who constantly fight. Then Geddy decided that he didn't want to be in the same band as Neil because he was "Being a giant pr*ck." Shortly thereafter, Rush publicly stated that they have broken up indefinatly. Here is the link to the story Sorry I couldn't post this in a new topic, but this one was the only one that was working. I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, THIS IS NOT A LIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 That was a good joke, you're so cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I smell a skunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 19 2007, 09:37 AM) The three foot lime green imp that lives in my stomach has a message for all of you (well, really for all of humanity, but for TRF people especially). "I come from a race of beings that created your sun as easily as you would turn on a flashlight. For many years now your world has been in mortal peril from forces which I shall not elaborate upon here. It is safe to say however that if you wish to survive the coming attack, preparations must be made now. I suggest the following steps be taken if you value your life and those you love: 1. From this point forward, do not cook your food on a stove or in a microwave. If you must eat hot foods, the only acceptable ones are toast, waffles and pop tarts; basically anything you can cook in a toaster. 2. Cease using the following words in sentences: "the", "how", "combustibles" or "Chevrolet". An example would be, "How did you fit the combustibles in the Chevrolet?" A sentence like this will surely mean a quick and painful death. 3. Have your two front teeth removed (if you still have them). It is crucial that you do this immediately. 4. The following sports should be avoided at all cost: bowling, ping pong, foosball and naked midget drag racing. 5. Start composing epic poems consisting of between 275 and 345 stanzas. The first stanza must include the lines "I will stand upon a puffy cloud and smite thee", "Eulogies for the brain dead were shouted through a megaphone", "The fresh mozzerella of days gone by" and "Like Helios halting his solar ascent to enjoy toast and marmalade with the wife". 6. Start sleeping shirtless on low-quality wood boards that give you multiple splinters nightly. Only have the splinters removed in sports stadiums or auditoriums that have a capacity of at least 3,000. 7. Read the Bhagavad Gita in its original form and understand at least 70% of what you read. Learn Sanskrit if you need to. You have 14 weeks to get this done. 8. Your left pinky is no longer necessary. Have it removed. 9. Hop on your left foot as much as humanly possible instead of the usual walking or running (crawling is acceptable). The only place where it is acceptable to not do this will be getting into and out of your car, using staircases and participating in 10K marathons. 10. Spend a great deal of time (2-3 hours per day) thinking about the name Oswald and how much you love that name. You don't actually have to love the name Oswald, but you have to think about it as if you do love the name, even if you don't." Please forgive me if these edicts from my stomach imp (who's name, by the way, is Oswald) are inconvenient, but as it should be self-evident, they MUST be done if you wish to survive the coming onslaught. Please let everyone know. *leaves to go to his Sanskrit class* Maybe this was a bad thread to have posted the above post since all of it was completely true and I hope people paid attention. Your very lives depend on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapes_under_pressure Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 it seems there was a fatal judgement on your part goober. shame on you. now we are all doomed, who would beleive somehting posted in a lie thread? I wouldnt, that is for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHMAN999 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I'm good with computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 QUOTE (Grapes_under_pressure @ Sep 20 2007, 10:05 AM) it seems there was a fatal judgement on your part goober. shame on you. now we are all doomed, who would beleive somehting posted in a lie thread? I wouldnt, that is for sure. I really wasn't thinking what thread I was in when I made that post. This does not make any of it untrue. Read it now and obey or die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I can survive on 3 hours of sleep a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I sleep very well, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I only fart when there is a north wind blowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 rap is the best music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Right now, I am having a threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanssen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I am a sunny, cheerful, happy-go-lucky kind of person who is incapabable of sarcasm and never sees the myriad ironies and banality of life in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Sep 20 2007, 02:37 PM) Right now, I am having a threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanssen. That is such a coincidence! I'm having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johanssen and some dude*. *Derrick, is that you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 20 2007, 03:52 PM) QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Sep 20 2007, 02:37 PM) Right now, I am having a threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanssen. That is such a coincidence! I'm having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johanssen and some dude*. *Derrick, is that you??? You kill me every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 QUOTE (makehaste2112 @ Sep 20 2007, 11:18 AM) OMG, Rush just broke up. Apparantly, Neil couldn't take Geddy's bossy-ness anymore and started fighting. The fighting got to Alex, who broke into tears and told the others that he would not continue to make music with people who constantly fight. Then Geddy decided that he didn't want to be in the same band as Neil because he was "Being a giant pr*ck." Shortly thereafter, Rush publicly stated that they have broken up indefinatly. Here is the link to the story Sorry I couldn't post this in a new topic, but this one was the only one that was working. I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, THIS IS NOT A LIE Yep, you fooled me. I believed every word of it. I am in mourning now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil#2 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I break all the rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 QUOTE (neil#2 @ Sep 20 2007, 08:01 PM) I break all the rules! I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm the prime minister of Ubekistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapes_under_pressure Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 i dont use the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I cut my hair. Paint my face. Break a finger. Tell a lie. So well, so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I love nuts in my brownies, cookes, cakes, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm not a Rushaholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm not really looking forward to talking to my Rush-fan-friend at work tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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