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I'm wearing a diaper to work today and I will demand that my co-workers refer to me as "Phyllis"...
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*accidental double post*

 

 

btw, i did NOT go back and edit this post intentionally so as to make myself seem a liar based upon my previous post. i genuinely did accidentally post twice and am now trying to rectify the situation.

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I woke up this morning with the new Britney Spears single in my head. I had slept in a room filled with hundreds of pickles on top of concrete, so I was a little sore. I urinated on the cat, brushed my teeth with margarine and flossed with a spider web. I took a shower, but instead of water, my shower emanated pointy shards of glass and metal. I made breakfast (lamb strudel), drank three pots of steaming hot buttermilk, rubbed some analgesic cream on my frontal labotomy scars and finished getting ready for work at the toffee pulling plant. On my way out, I made sure to grab my barbels, gelatin cubes, ampules of blood, venus flytraps, sushi, glue gun, needlenose pliers, grenades, rocket launchers, roy orbison records, band-aids, geodesic sphere, "Hello my name is" nametags and 1950's radio tubes and diodes.

 

I was already halfway there when I realized I was wearing only a thin red sash around my waist and a stetson hat, but it was too late to turn back. I got to work and parked, but was unfortunately killed on my way into the office by flying debris from a space shuttle mission in the late 90's that had finally lost orbit. All they could find of me was my penis and my stetson hat which I realized after I had died still had the price tag on it that I had meant to remove. Boy am I embarrassed! blush4.gif

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM)
I'm voting for Hillary in 08!

I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections.

I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President.

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I am wearing a t shirt made completely of band-aids...
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QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM)
I'm voting for Hillary in 08!

I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections.

I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President.

I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. yes.gif

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM)
I'm voting for Hillary in 08!

I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections.

I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President.

I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. yes.gif

It's perfectly legitimate for the Supreme Court to decide elections.

 

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QUOTE (jendrisc @ Sep 14 2007, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (GeddysMullet @ Sep 14 2007, 11:12 AM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 14 2007, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Sep 14 2007, 07:44 AM)
I'm voting for Hillary in 08!

I'm completely fascinated and obsessed with the 2008 Presidential elections.

I believe the 2008 elections will be fair and unbiased, and that the American people themselves will actually elect the next President.

I completely agree. Just like the last two elections. yes.gif

It's perfectly legitimate for the Supreme Court to decide elections.

 

bolt.gif

I love it when voters are disenfranchised, exit poll results are changed and how easily voting machines can be manipulated. yes.gif

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