Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Ok, so I am sitting in the new office that me and my co-worker have inherited...amidst a MONSTROUS pile of crap from the other office that needs to be gone through and hidden from myself so that I can delude myself into thinking that I have nothing to do but sit here and post on the rush forum all day long. And while I am going through some of it, the new cleaning lady shows up. There is NO-ONE in the building but me and her. She has one of those swiffer-type little carpet sweeper things they use at the movie theatre, and she is giving the carpet a little sweeping. She comes around the backside of my desk, behind me and says: "Can I get under your desk real quick?" http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/geddylee2001/icon_eek.gif Like I'm gonna say NO???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Good Stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 depends.... she is a good looking cleaning lady? or some nasty looking one? gotta figure in those kinds of things before you let someone under your desk, 'eh? i'm just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 01:20 PM) depends.... she is a good looking cleaning lady? or some nasty looking one? gotta figure in those kinds of things before you let someone under your desk, 'eh? i'm just sayin' too late.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 George Costanza did this on Seinfeld. He was terminated. FYI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (Geds @ Aug 23 2007, 07:22 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 01:20 PM) depends.... she is a good looking cleaning lady? or some nasty looking one? gotta figure in those kinds of things before you let someone under your desk, 'eh? i'm just sayin' too late.... ooops! just make sure she cleans up after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 If she was using a vacuum, it could have been a good suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Aug 23 2007, 07:29 PM) If she was using a vacuum, it could have been a good suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sniff her Swiffer the stiffer picker-upper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Next time she's down there can you snap a quick photo? I sorta have a cleaning lady fetish. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 uhm... ew. ya'll are making me throw up in my mouth a little bit, 'eh? so, too late huh Geds? was it good....... cleaning? is she thorough? my being in the flooring business, i've got experience with all sorts of floor cleaning and vacuuming tools and machines.... not that i'm inviting myself to your hood to clean under your desk or anything.... but those little swiffer type sweepers are HARDLY capable of doing a very good job.... unless of course, there isn't that much down there to work with... then i guess it's a non issue.... i'm just sayin...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 03:27 PM) my being in the flooring business, i've got experience with all sorts of floor cleaning and vacuuming tools and machines.... Costumes too? *twitches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sorry honey - I don't think that little magic wand or whatever it is will be much use scrubbing my toilet! http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/maidinusa.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 02:27 PM) is she thorough? my being in the flooring business, i've got experience with all sorts of floor cleaning and vacuuming tools and machines.... not that i'm inviting myself to your hood to clean under your desk or anything.... but those little swiffer type sweepers are HARDLY capable of doing a very good job.... unless of course, there isn't that much down there to work with... then i guess it's a non issue.... i'm just sayin...... Well, she only does the swiffer thing at the beginning of the week....on fridays she does a thorough job with the big vaccum..... But I don't work on fridays You can come down to St. Louis and see what is under my desk "to work with". I mean, if you'd like. I'm sure she will be shocked to roll in here on a tuesday or wednesday and find the carpet completely pulled up. I mean, if you'd like. So, Susie...I mean Ladi..... How YOU doin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 What? Everybody afraid to comment now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (Geds @ Aug 23 2007, 04:56 PM) What? Everybody afraid to comment now? no.... who the f**k is Susie???? !!! just kiddin.... ok, not really now wait, i have a question... why would the carpet in your office, under your desk be all pulled up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 04:04 PM) now wait, i have a question... why would the carpet in your office, under your desk be all pulled up? SUCTION??? Oh for god's sake, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Good times at your work huh bro??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I will never look at a vacuum or desk the same way again! I have 4 kids and never thought that vacuuming could be made into a provocative subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
different strings Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 She was singing the line " If I could wave my magic wand I'd make everything all right" I sure hope that your cleaning lady is quit the looker Geds or you might have some nightmares to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Shame on you all Get your minds out of the Gutter but anyways was she Good Geds I mean at cleaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th) but anyways was she Good Geds Oh, yeah she was. QUOTE (blonde77th) I mean at cleaning woooops.....uhm, no, not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 12:27 PM) uhm... ew. ya'll are making me throw up in my mouth a little bit, 'eh? so, too late huh Geds? was it good....... cleaning? is she thorough? my being in the flooring business, i've got experience with all sorts of floor cleaning and vacuuming tools and machines.... not that i'm inviting myself to your hood to clean under your desk or anything.... but those little swiffer type sweepers are HARDLY capable of doing a very good job.... unless of course, there isn't that much down there to work with... then i guess it's a non issue.... i'm just sayin...... oucheeeee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 QUOTE (Geds @ Aug 23 2007, 05:53 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Aug 23 2007, 04:04 PM) now wait, i have a question... why would the carpet in your office, under your desk be all pulled up? SUCTION??? Oh for god's sake, nevermind. OH !!!!!!!!! suction! right! ha ha ha i ged it... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/smiley_bashful.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 QUOTE (Geds @ Aug 23 2007, 07:45 PM)QUOTE (blonde77th) but anyways was she Good Geds Oh, yeah she was. QUOTE (blonde77th) I mean at cleaning woooops.....uhm, no, not really. Well that sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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