Monty Python Thread

[midnight2608]

"Do you find it amusing.....when I say the name....BIGUS DICKUS ?

[afansince74]

Look, it's the old man from scene 24!

[afansince74]

I want you to hand over all the Lupins you've got!

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

ALBATROSS!!

[madra sneachta]

Do you get wafers with it?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 14 2004, 01:49 PM)

Do you get wafers with it?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET F***ING WAFERS WITH IT, YOU ****!

 

 

(That was the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" version. )

[Chasartymac]

I wish to register a complaint.

 

'Ello, miss?

[afansince74]

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

This parrot is definitely deceased. Look, I took the liberty of examining this parrot, and I discovered that the only reason it had been sitting on its perch in the first place is that it had been nailed there!

[afansince74]

Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM!

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Look matey, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if I put four thousand volts throught it! It's bleeding demised!

[Bastille Night]

 

 

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF

RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN.

 

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world's biggest prick.

 

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.

Your piece of pork,

Your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock.

 

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

 

 

 

[afansince74]

D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

[afansince74]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 14 2004, 10:21 PM)

My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

OMG!! I LOVE IT!!

Cambridge and Oxford educated, all of them, and they come up with stuff like "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

 

Absolute genius.... or total insanity??

 

NO..... IT'S.....

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[furie]

[furie]

Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Hello, Mrs. Smoker.

Hello, Mrs. Non-Smoker.

[madra sneachta]

"Hello, my names 'Smoketoomuch'"

 

"Well you'd better cut down a little then"

 

"I beg your pardon"

 

"Well, you'd better cut down a little then"

 

"......Oh I see, smoke too much so I'd better cut down a little then"

 

"I bet you get people making jokes about your name all the time"

 

"No, it never struck me before"

[afansince74]

Host: With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?

 

Polevaulter : I don't!

 

Host: But you... you told me that you did.

 

Polevaulter: I most certainly did not!

 

Host: Oh. I see. I'll start again.

 

Polevaulter: No you won't!

 

Host: Ssh! I understand you DON'T contradict people.

 

Polevaulter: Yes I do!

 

Host: And when DIDN'T you start contradicting them?

 

Polevaulter: I did! In 1952!

 

Host: 1952.

 

Polevaulter: 1947!

 

Host: 23 years ago.

 

Polevaulter: No!

 

(GONG!)

 

 

[Chasartymac]

Oh monsieur, go on, it's only wAfer thin.

[madra sneachta]

Bring me a cleaning lady

[Jack Aubrey]

"Hello, I'm looking for a copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds'. The expurgated version."

 

[General_Patten]

bring fourth the holy handgranade

[afansince74]

Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/drool1.gif