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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 15 2010, 04:01 PM)
QUOTE (Lady April @ Aug 15 2010, 02:54 PM)
Glad to see this has been brought back from the dead tongue.gif

It's not dead yet.

 

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Hello, I'd thought I'd pop by and thank you all for resurrecting this thread.....even though it is a bit silly.....

 

 

- Graham Chapman

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2010, 03:30 PM)
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Look, I've had enough of this, now go get your master!

 

Who is he to be ordering us around?

 

(Starts shaking the guy)

 

I demand you get your master.

 

Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system

 

NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

 

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

 

 

NOTE: My 14 year old son was in summer band camp and I went to pick him up. As I was rounding the corner in the hall I hear about 20 kids repeating all these lines and more from MP's HG. I was smiling so deep.

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 15 2010, 08:01 PM)
Every time I watch the sketch for the Funniest Joke in the World.. I cant stop laughing as everyone keeps dying.  laugh.gif

That's one of my faves - classic! biggrin.gif

 

"How do you make a Nazi cross?"

"I don't know, how do you make a Nazi cross?"

"Tread on his corn!" *Stamp*

 

"Das ist NOT FUNNYYY!!"

 

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First on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Taht si crreoct.

Do you enjoy it?

I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.

And what's your name?

Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot.

Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where do you come from?

Bumcreland.

Cumberland?

Staht sit sepreicly.

And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?

Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on 'The Mating of the Wersh'.

'The Mating of the Wersh'? By William Shakespeare?

Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.

And what else?

'Two Netlemeg of Verona', 'Twelfth Thing', 'The Chamrent of Venice'....

Have you done 'Hamlet'?

'Thamle'. 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquie.'

And what is your next project?

'Ring Kichard the Thrid'.

I'm sorry?

'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!'

Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to p*ss off.

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QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 15 2010, 06:44 PM)
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You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! smile.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 21 2010, 04:46 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 21 2010, 05:32 PM)
http://www.id-wall.com/images/large/MP010116-Nudge-Nudge-MPFC-8.jpg

So, you've slept... with a lady... wub.gif

Wink wink.. nudge nudge.. say no more

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 21 2010, 06:07 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 21 2010, 04:46 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 21 2010, 05:32 PM)
http://www.id-wall.com/images/large/MP010116-Nudge-Nudge-MPFC-8.jpg

So, you've slept... with a lady... wub.gif

Wink wink.. nudge nudge.. say no more

Yes, but what's it like? confused13.gif

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