Monty Python Thread

[Your_Lion]

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 23 2010, 02:32 PM)

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 05:15 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:17 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2010, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 22 2010, 06:24 PM) My hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight. I will not buy this record, it is scratched I am no longer infected. Do you Wannnnnt to come home with me? Bouncy bouncy. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 11:54 AM)

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 23 2010, 02:32 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 05:15 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:17 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2010, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 22 2010, 06:24 PM) My hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight. I will not buy this record, it is scratched I am no longer infected. Do you Wannnnnt to come home with me? Bouncy bouncy. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam...

[blackhawkrush]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 23 2010, 11:09 AM)

QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 11:54 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 23 2010, 02:32 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 05:15 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:17 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2010, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 22 2010, 06:24 PM) My hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight. I will not buy this record, it is scratched I am no longer infected. Do you Wannnnnt to come home with me? Bouncy bouncy. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam... Please fumble my bum.

[Your_Lion]

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 10:37 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 23 2010, 11:09 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 11:54 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 23 2010, 02:32 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 05:15 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:17 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2010, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 22 2010, 06:24 PM) My hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight. I will not buy this record, it is scratched I am no longer infected. Do you Wannnnnt to come home with me? Bouncy bouncy. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam... Please fumble my bum. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[blackhawkrush]

QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:45 PM)

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 10:37 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 23 2010, 11:09 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 11:54 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 23 2010, 02:32 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 23 2010, 05:15 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2010, 05:17 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2010, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 22 2010, 06:24 PM) My hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight. I will not buy this record, it is scratched I am no longer infected. Do you Wannnnnt to come home with me? Bouncy bouncy. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam... Please fumble my bum. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

[blackhawkrush]

Coventry City has won the F.A. cup in what year?

[Your_Lion]

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 25 2010, 03:15 AM)

Coventry City has won the F.A. cup in what year?

The workers' control of the means of production? The struggle of the urban proletariat?

 

No? Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

[blackhawkrush]

Would you like to have a drop on top of you, Eric?

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 25 2010, 05:12 PM)

Would you like to have a drop on top of you, Eric?

....Bottom.....

[blackhawkrush]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 25 2010, 04:34 PM)

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 25 2010, 05:12 PM) Would you like to have a    drop on top of you, Eric? ....Bottom..... I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me.

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[blackhawkrush]

[Your_Lion]

Edited August 26, 2010 by Your_Lion

[blackhawkrush]

[Your_Lion]

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 26 2010, 11:27 PM)

Is this your chair?

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang - fetch...the comfy chair!

[blackhawkrush]

QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 27 2010, 07:42 AM)

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 26 2010, 11:27 PM) Is this your chair? Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang - fetch...the comfy chair! And don't forget the soft cushion.

[Your_Lion]

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 27 2010, 10:29 PM)

QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 27 2010, 07:42 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 26 2010, 11:27 PM) Is this your chair? Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang - fetch...the comfy chair! And don't forget the soft cushion. Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear) give the rack a turn.   I know. I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.   It makes it all seem so stupid.

[Ya_Big_Tree]

ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM)

ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg

Do you get wafers with it?

[Ya_Big_Tree]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 10:46 AM)

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM) ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!!!!

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:50 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 10:46 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM) ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!!!! I'll have two, please...

[Ya_Big_Tree]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 11:01 AM)

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:50 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 10:46 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM) ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!!!! I'll have two, please... Gannet on a stick!!!

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 01:02 PM)

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:50 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 10:46 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM) ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!!!! I'll have two, please... Gannet on a stick!!!   You ever see "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"? They do that sketch, and Cleese recites the "Course you don't get bloody wafers with it!" line....a little differently.   EDIT: Here it is, and it's NOT work friendly:

Edited August 28, 2010 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

[Ya_Big_Tree]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 01:02 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:50 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2010, 10:46 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 28 2010, 12:33 PM) ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/Z_u7VGiMO0U/0.jpg Do you get wafers with it? Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! Albatross!!!! I'll have two, please... Gannet on a stick!!!   You ever see "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"? They do that sketch, and Cleese recites the "Course you don't get bloody wafers with it!" line....a little differently.   EDIT: Here it is, and it's NOT work friendly: Yup I have it in my Monty Python Box Set.

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Classic!

 

Four Yorkshiremen