Lady April Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 *bump* (from page 4) now post or bugger off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sgt. Major marching up and down the square!!!!!!! I hang in there till right after he says ... "...like youve never seen the 'and of God before!" "Now...." - right when he says "Now..." I start losing it because of his brilliant vocal intonation... and it goes from there. Palin is simply a genius .... Edited June 12, 2009 by lerxt1990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 11 2009, 08:21 PM) RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sgt. Major marching up and down the square!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780 I hang in there till right after he says ... "...like youve never seen the 'and of God before!" "Now...." - right when he says "Now..." I start losing it because of his brilliant vocal intonation... and it goes from there. Palin is simply a genius .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Cleese had some eye surgery this week. He's doing well and quite resembles a pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jun 12 2009, 12:48 PM) Cleese had some eye surgery this week. He's doing well and quite resembles a pirate. Hoist Up Jolly Roger!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): Lady April, Miss Amy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Amy Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Us Python dorks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 QUOTE (Miss Amy @ Jun 12 2009, 10:16 PM) Us Python dorks What's wrong with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jun 14 2009, 12:27 AM) QUOTE (Miss Amy @ Jun 12 2009, 10:16 PM) Us Python dorks What's wrong with that? Nuthin's wrong with that, she knows there is no help for the normal-challenged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 02:05 AM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jun 14 2009, 12:27 AM) QUOTE (Miss Amy @ Jun 12 2009, 10:16 PM) Us Python dorks What's wrong with that? Nuthin's wrong with that, she knows there is no help for the normal-challenged Aye! Arrrrgh thats why we mateys have to stick together!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! Edited June 15, 2009 by Lady April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! ...huhuhuhuhuh thank you very muuuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:24 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! ...huhuhuhuhuh thank you very muuuch. What a frightfully witty song! Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:58 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:24 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! ...huhuhuhuhuh thank you very muuuch. What a frightfully witty song! Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote! How funny that the cute little ditty leads to one of the most disgusting scenes in cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:09 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:58 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:24 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! ...huhuhuhuhuh thank you very muuuch. What a frightfully witty song! Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote! How funny that the cute little ditty leads to one of the most disgusting scenes in cinema! You mean one of the funniest scenes on camera. MAITRE D: Uh, today we have, uh, for appetizers: Excuse me. Mhmm. Uh, moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux-- that's leek tart,-- frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd-- c'est a dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate. Very subtle. MR. CREOSOTE: I'll have the lot. MAITRE D: A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah,... with the eggs on top. MAITRE D: But of course, avec les oeufs frites. MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, and don't skimp on the pate. MAITRE D: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. In fact, I will personally make sure you have a double helping. Maintenant quelque chose a boire. Something to drink, monsieur? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour Forty-five... MAITRE D: Forty-five. MR. CREOSOTE: ...and a double Jeroboam of champagne. MAITRE D: Bon, and the usual brown ales? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today. MAITRE D: [tut tut tut tut] I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night. MR. CREOSOTE: Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jun 14 2009, 10:25 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:09 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:58 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 10:24 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 14 2009, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 14 2009, 08:20 PM) If I knew how to play piano, Id play this a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick! From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So 3 cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend, your percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock! But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't... come... back! ...huhuhuhuhuh thank you very muuuch. What a frightfully witty song! Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote! How funny that the cute little ditty leads to one of the most disgusting scenes in cinema! You mean one of the funniest scenes on camera. MAITRE D: Uh, today we have, uh, for appetizers: Excuse me. Mhmm. Uh, moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux-- that's leek tart,-- frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd-- c'est a dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate. Very subtle. MR. CREOSOTE: I'll have the lot. MAITRE D: A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah,... with the eggs on top. MAITRE D: But of course, avec les oeufs frites. MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, and don't skimp on the pate. MAITRE D: Oh, monsieur, I assure you, just because it is mixed up wis all ze other things, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount. In fact, I will personally make sure you have a double helping. Maintenant quelque chose a boire. Something to drink, monsieur? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour Forty-five... MAITRE D: Forty-five. MR. CREOSOTE: ...and a double Jeroboam of champagne. MAITRE D: Bon, and the usual brown ales? MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today. MAITRE D: [tut tut tut tut] I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night. MR. CREOSOTE: Shut up! Mmmmm yes.. Almost a garuntee that the little tadger won't... come... back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I am often heard saying, "Oh, come now, its only wahfar thin.." at times out while eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 16 2009, 10:26 PM) I am often heard saying, "Oh, come now, its only wahfar thin.." at times out while eating. ME TOO!!!!! My mom is usually the only one at the table who gets the reference. She's a Python nut through and through. I still remember the day I was having a Python party with my friends and the phone rang and all I hear is " I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Jun 16 2009, 11:32 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 16 2009, 10:26 PM) I am often heard saying, "Oh, come now, its only wahfar thin.." at times out while eating. ME TOO!!!!! My mom is usually the only one at the table who gets the reference. She's a Python nut through and through. I still remember the day I was having a Python party with my friends and the phone rang and all I hear is " I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 The danger of bad English. LOVE this sketch! I quote this one all the time... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1987940867328766595 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jun 16 2009, 11:26 PM) I am often heard saying, "Oh, come now, its only wahfar thin.." at times out while eating. People I know who aren't hardcore Python fans but have seen that movie often reference that line, and even remember to say "waffer" the right way. Bon appetite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Rush-Monty Python fans: "Oooh, my Neil Pearts explode wiht delight!" (joke only works if one pronouces Neils name correctly!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Today I bought a 6 dvd set that includes: The holy Grail, The Life of Brian, and The Meaning of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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