GhostGirl Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Dear people who inhabit my corner of the world: Henceforth, it will be a crime punishable by flogging to say, "Hi, how are you?" when you clearly do not WANT to know how I'm doing. It's not like you can't just say, "Hi," or "Good morning," you know. You act like you've invented a new word: hihowareyou. We will, however, accept the following: "Hi," or "Hello." "Mornin'" (it's the south, y'all) Or, alternatively, if you wish to stop and sincerely say, "How are things going?" that would be appreciated and warmly responded to. Thank you. ~M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
closer2heart Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Dear _________, You hurt my feelings. I know you didn't mean to, or maybe you did. Life goes on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Dear____________ Don't you think you're overdoing it? I mean sometimes it's TFM. Is it really necessary to be everywhere. Losing patience. Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Dear _______ Your life is just SO great. When I first meant you in college, your parents bought and paid for your new car, and presumably your education. As soon as you graduated, you enrolled in two other profession-based schools and got your degrees but never mentioned paying for that (hmm). You also got married, had this elaborate wedding that in my opinion was tacky as sh!t (sorry, one party favor is enough, not SEVEN and the Elvis impersonator and chocolate fountains were just as bad). And if that weren't enough, somehow the small wages you and your husband were making afforded you a new house! (which I also presume your family is helping out with paying for). And now, you're thinking about having kids -- all before your 25. So I want to say how awesome it is that YOUR life is so great. And while your at it, think twice before offering me advice in my life, in particular my love life. Because I actually have to pay for my own stuff and can't get all the attention you do. Hey, nice Coach purse by the way, is it brand new??!!! Glad we're friends.. Bitterly, your sarcastic but working her a$$ off to even start my own life, friend. P.S. that really felt good to get that out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Dear__________ Thanks for listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Dear Room, Tidy yourself up. I really can't be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padfoot Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Dear Math Exam, Please don't give me too much trouble. I promise I will study really hard to finish you well. I will try not to leave any question blank: or with a sarcastic therefore statement, or very-detailed diagram to waste my time. It would be appreaciated if none of your application questions were hard to understand, such as the niagra falls-boat question no one understood on the last test. Your math exam writer, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestIKenster Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Stephen Segal-- Do us all a favor and quit acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Dear Missionman, It's late, go to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limlight81 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Dear Britney, Please get bloody help before you kill yourself which you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear _______; I just had to let you know that your phone call ment so much to me the other night. I was floored how something told you to call and not just send a message along though cyber space. You reached me in such a state of comfortable numb but your compassion broke though and gave me such needed support. Of all the things that have happened and come and gone this past year you have been the most treasured and I will forever value our friendship. me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear God, Allah, Buddha, Could you please make it warm up? I'm tired of this shit. http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/...4_metric_e.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear God, give me the wisdom to do the rite thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear boyfriend, Thank you for giving me a quick call this morning to say nothing but "I wish you a happy day" and to tell me he loves me Love, ILG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 MEMO TO: A Higher Office CC: The Powers that Be FROM: The Caretaker DATE: January 31, 2008 RE: It has come to my attention that I have somehow inherited the dubious job of taking care of EVERYONE in my life. I would like to resign, at least from part of the job. I would, however, like to apply for the position of caretake-ee. Let someone else do all the work for a while. I'm tapped out. (P.S. Yes, I am aware that my resignation will not be accepted. Can't blame a gal for trying.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 31 2008, 09:58 AM)MEMO TO: A Higher Office CC: The Powers that Be FROM: The Caretaker DATE: January 31, 2008 RE: It has come to my attention that I have somehow inherited the dubious job of taking care of EVERYONE in my life. I would like to resign, at least from part of the job. I would, however, like to apply for the position of caretake-ee. Let someone else do all the work for a while. I'm tapped out. (P.S. Yes, I am aware that my resignation will not be accepted. Can't blame a gal for trying.) Memo TO: The Caretaker CC: The Powers that Be FROM: A Higher Office DATE: January 31, 2008 RE: Whilst we cannot allow you, The Caretaker to fully resign from your designated post, we can allow you a 15 minute vacation from life any time you feel you need it. Follow these instructions carefully to get the best benefits possible from your escapism retreat. Repeat as desired: Monitor time in 15 minute increments. http://staticfree.info/projects/24h_clock/target_clock.jpg Put all your worries in this trunk: http://www.legacytrunks.com/images/Circa%201850s%20Gold%20Rush%20Stagecoach%20Trunk.jpg Practice square breathing to gain maximum benefit: Sit comfortably with your feet on the floor Take a slow breath in through your nose while counting slowly to 3 Hold the breath in for another slow count of 3 Exhale through your mouth for a slow count of 3 Hold again for a slow count of 3 Repeat just 2-5 times Now imagine your self here: http://www.manchebo.com/graphics/spa-from-above.jpg You're soaking in this: http://www.differentworld.com/mexico-hotels/tides/images/spa.jpg You step out to enjoy this: http://www.theboulders.com/images/golden_spa_img.jpg and then this: http://www.suncadiaresort.com/images/masthead/spa.jpg and once you feel completely relaxed, you can take your worries out of the box 1 at a time and deal with them as necessary. If too many slip out, allow them to slip out the door and get away leaving no trace of residue behind. We need happy, healthy partners in life and a little vacation, even in your mind, can make a big difference. When all else fails, here's a Respectfully, The Higher Office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (sundog @ Jan 31 2008, 10:22 AM) Now imagine your self here: http://www.manchebo.com/graphics/spa-from-above.jpg You're soaking in this: http://www.differentworld.com/mexico-hotels/tides/images/spa.jpg You step out to enjoy this: http://www.theboulders.com/images/golden_spa_img.jpg and then this: http://www.suncadiaresort.com/images/masthead/spa.jpg OMG if only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear ____, I know you're here. I don't appreciate you checking up. I said I wanted nothing to do with you, and I mean it. Your loss, buddy! As ever, Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dear sunny, Words cannot express... Love, ~GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 31 2008, 11:27 AM) Dear sunny, Words cannot express... Love, ~GG Dear GG, No words needed.... Love, sunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jan 30 2008, 10:11 PM) Dear God, Allah, Buddha, Could you please make it warm up? I'm tired of this shit. http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/...4_metric_e.html Hey it worked.....it's 9 degrees warmer than when I posted this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jan 31 2008, 05:42 PM) QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jan 30 2008, 10:11 PM) Dear God, Allah, Buddha, Could you please make it warm up? I'm tired of this shit. http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/...4_metric_e.html Hey it worked.....it's 9 degrees warmer than when I posted this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padfoot Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Dear someone who f***ing cares, Please help me change my life. I can't seem to do it alone. I can't seem to make myself let go of those who don't care about me and I want to get out of my life. But at the same time, I can't stand them and how it effects my life. I have cried myself to sleep more times than I can count in the last 3 or 4 months. More than that, I've wanted to take myself out of this world. I get so frustrated all the time. Even at hockey every week I can't put myself through an hour without breaking down on the bench because it continues to drive the point home that I am worthless and can't do anything right. You know why I want to join the armed forces now? Because then I'll f***ing do something worth it. Someone might actually appreaciate what the f**k I do. And more than that- I don't care if I die, so at least if I die there, on the field, it'll be "honorable". ("Join the army, if you fail") I'm tired of this shit. f***ing tired of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jan 31 2008, 05:42 PM) QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jan 30 2008, 10:11 PM) Dear God, Allah, Buddha, Could you please make it warm up? I'm tired of this shit. http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/...4_metric_e.html Hey it worked.....it's 9 degrees warmer than when I posted this. are you in Wisconsin??????? first snow, then the freezer. Repeat for 6 months. Dear__________________, could spring come soon please??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 QUOTE (padfoot @ Jan 31 2008, 07:01 PM) Dear someone who f***ing cares, Please help me change my life. I can't seem to do it alone. I can't seem to make myself let go of those who don't care about me and I want to get out of my life. But at the same time, I can't stand them and how it effects my life. I have cried myself to sleep more times than I can count in the last 3 or 4 months. More than that, I've wanted to take myself out of this world. I get so frustrated all the time. Even at hockey every week I can't put myself through an hour without breaking down on the bench because it continues to drive the point home that I am worthless and can't do anything right. You know why I want to join the armed forces now? Because then I'll f***ing do something worth it. Someone might actually appreaciate what the f**k I do. And more than that- I don't care if I die, so at least if I die there, on the field, it'll be "honorable". ("Join the army, if you fail") I'm tired of this shit. f***ing tired of it. Dear Padfoot, I care. So do others. Believe me. Nettie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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