Dweezil Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear ________ I am a confessed scatterbrain. I mean well. Mrs. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Roly Poly *snicker* Mrs. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear client - Thanks for scheduling work for me during the holiday I look forward to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear _______, Can you please get the itching to stop? Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear D, Sincerely, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear God, If you do dwell inside each of us like some people say, I hope you like hamburgers for lunch because that's what you're going to GET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear GodEater, You never cease to amaze and amuse me. If God does live inside you, does that mean you really DID eat him? -K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Alsgalpal, You just made me laugh out loud with the god eating comment. Some people actually take a tinge of offense to my name thinking that I went and ate God however that is not necessarily the case In actuality if I didn't abide by the rules of capitalizing the first letter of my name then I would be more of a "god eater" like some mythic beasts from mythology that would eat gods in general - but not necessarily something as sacreligious as eating THE God. Maybe I did though after all he is dwelling inside of me. I truly love to amaze and amuse, so I am delighted to hear that occasionally my witticisms affect you in such a manner. *bows gracefully* Best regards, Godeater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Eater of the Gods, ( ) I am glad I made you laugh, I feel that was an accomplishment. You are always cracking me up, and I am glad to call you friend. Sincerely, K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Dear MiZZ Supervisor, I was hired to deal with the Phone NOT make U a cup of coffee IM sure ull think twice next time u ask ME to get U a cup Alwayz Me, NOT a asskisser Or suckup Get ur own coffee!! P.S U Might wanna make the Salt & Sugar labels lil larger too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 Dear ***** You got saddled with Sam????? Did you tell him that's how you felt after you "convinced" him you wanted him to live with you??? Holy f**k man. You are a real piece of work Always, Constantly Unsurprised with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 7 2007, 09:51 PM) Dear MiZZ Supervisor, I was hired to deal with the Phone NOT make U a cup of coffee IM sure ull think twice next time u ask ME to get U a cup Alwayz Me, NOT a asskisser Or suckup Get ur own coffee!! P.S U Might wanna make the Salt & Sugar labels lil larger too You didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear "Friend" whose mother-in-law had breast cancer: First of all, I am very glad that your MIL is doing so well...I really am. I mean, of course it's great that she has the money to travel all over the place getting the very best of every kind of cancer treatment. More power to her. HOWEVER...I am tired of all the cheery emails her daughter writes about her out-of-state cancer treatments. I'm tired of being implored to pray that she won't miss her friends too much while she and her husband are gone. I'm tired of being asked to pray that she won't get too bored being away from home for so long... But today? Today the email contained something I could NOT believe. Apparently, so many people have been praying for her that she has become one of God's FAVORITES! "It is very obvious Mom has become one of His favorites because of all the prayers." Wow! How do I sign up for THAT list? ~A Weary and Battleworn Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 7 2007, 05:51 PM) Dear MiZZ Supervisor, I was hired to deal with the Phone NOT make U a cup of coffee IM sure ull think twice next time u ask ME to get U a cup Alwayz Me, NOT a asskisser Or suckup Get ur own coffee!! P.S U Might wanna make the Salt & Sugar labels lil larger too Donna, you rawk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammeh Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 13 2007, 06:48 AM)QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 7 2007, 05:51 PM) Dear MiZZ Supervisor, I was hired to deal with the Phone NOT make U a cup of coffee IM sure ull think twice next time u ask ME to get U a cup Alwayz Me, NOT a asskisser Or suckup Get ur own coffee!! P.S U Might wanna make the Salt & Sugar labels lil larger too Donna, you rawk!!! Yes indeedeh! I have a fridge magnet, I've had it for probably 20 years. It's old but the message is still relevant - it says "Women Run for Office - Not Coffee!!" Put that in your pipe and schmoke it, supervisor beyotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE (Tammeh @ Sep 13 2007, 06:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 13 2007, 06:48 AM)QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 7 2007, 05:51 PM) Dear MiZZ Supervisor, I was hired to deal with the Phone NOT make U a cup of coffee IM sure ull think twice next time u ask ME to get U a cup Alwayz Me, NOT a asskisser Or suckup Get ur own coffee!! P.S U Might wanna make the Salt & Sugar labels lil larger too Donna, you rawk!!! Yes indeedeh! I have a fridge magnet, I've had it for probably 20 years. It's old but the message is still relevant - it says "Women Run for Office - Not Coffee!!" Put that in your pipe and schmoke it, supervisor beyotch! Thats awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 13 2007, 10:05 AM) Dear "Friend" whose mother-in-law had breast cancer: First of all, I am very glad that your MIL is doing so well...I really am. I mean, of course it's great that she has the money to travel all over the place getting the very best of every kind of cancer treatment. More power to her. HOWEVER...I am tired of all the cheery emails her daughter writes about her out-of-state cancer treatments. I'm tired of being implored to pray that she won't miss her friends too much while she and her husband are gone. I'm tired of being asked to pray that she won't get too bored being away from home for so long... But today? Today the email contained something I could NOT believe. Apparently, so many people have been praying for her that she has become one of God's FAVORITES! "It is very obvious Mom has become one of His favorites because of all the prayers." Wow! How do I sign up for THAT list? ~A Weary and Battleworn Me yeah, me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Nose, Please keep up the good work w/ not sneezing too much and being reletively clear. Because I really don't want to go to the doctors, and I REALLY don't want to take any anti-nose drugs! Thanks, Jill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 HEY TUBBY!!! Still laughing?? sincerely, laughing at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Dear blank ok I have no idea what happened or why, my truck overheated but Now I have to be at the mercy of the dealership I've lost so much already and now I really can't afford that bill either... never heard of overheating a truck just by turning the f***ing thing on a not very happy and worried mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Sep 23 2007, 01:45 PM) Dear blank ok I have no idea what happened or why, my truck overheated but Now I have to be at the mercy of the dealership I've lost so much already and now I really can't afford that bill either... never heard of overheating a truck just by turning the f***ing thing on a not very happy and worried mom Don't worry thats what warranties are for . Good Luck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Sep 24 2007, 08:28 AM) QUOTE (chaotica @ Sep 23 2007, 01:45 PM) Dear blank ok I have no idea what happened or why, my truck overheated but Now I have to be at the mercy of the dealership I've lost so much already and now I really can't afford that bill either... never heard of overheating a truck just by turning the f***ing thing on a not very happy and worried mom Don't worry thats what warranties are for . Good Luck ! now they want me to drive it all the way out there I have no cellphone and well this could be interesting with the baby too I hope this goes well.... and someone is here to get my son off the bus... they maybe giving me a loaner if they need to get this done so no more damage is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 (edited) Dear ***** You stole 900 dollars from your own kids college savings accounts to feed your gambling and drinking lifestyle. Please put 500 back into her account. She's a senior, works 30 hours a week, has a 3.9 GPA, and you are stealing her money. She works twice as hard as you do for 1/10th the pay... Please put 400 back into his account. He's 15 years old, and worked HARD doing jobs you would never consider doing all summer to save up his money for a motorcycle...he busted his ass mowing yards in the heat all summer and you took his money to stand in an air conditioned casino...he's the most honest kid I've ever met, and you steal his money...how do you sleep at night? These are my wife's kids...these are your kids...and are taking money out to use at a CRAPS table you stupid S**T. I suddenly have ZERO desire to ever hear you say "I need more money for child support because I can't afford to pay my bills". SELL ONE OF YOUR MOTORCYCLES YOU STUPID F******. If I don't see 500 and 400 in those accounts tomorrow by 5pm, it's over. You will never see another nickel from me again...I'll make sure they have money for college on my side, you worthless waste of oxygen... Thank you to the great members of TRF for listening! Edited September 27, 2007 by JDL2112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Dear circle of friends Thank you for reminding me that I am a good person. I'm forever grateful for your support Love Polly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 Dear chunky HOLY F**K!!! Sincerely me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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