LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Patty: Hahaha Selma: What's so funny? Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster. Selma: We'll watch the tape tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck. Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one. Bond: What is this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"? Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond. Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Krusty: I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes. Ow! Hey: that spot on Gorbachev's head -- herpes, trust me! Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? [No one answers] You people are the worst audience I've ever seen. Man: You're the worst comedian we've ever seen! Krusty: Oh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes. Man: Fine with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Ralph: I'm Idaho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god, I danced with a gay! Marge, Lisa, promise me you wont tell anyone! Proomiiise Meeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Ralph: Prinskipple Skipple...ah Prindible Skimpster I found something....its a spearhead! Ms. Hoover: That's your trialblade Ralph, it fell off the handle. Ralph: And I found it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Ned: How do you silence that little voice that says "think" Homer: You mean Lisa? Ned: No, I mean common sense! Homer: Oh that, that can be treated with our good friend alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Guy: How did you get past Gary Coleman? Bart: Lets just say he's a few prongs short of a Galaxy. Ms. Nagel: I'm sorry Gary, there's no longer a place for you here. Gary Coleman: Watchu talkin' bout Ms. Nagel? Ms. Nagel: That is so adorable! You're re-hired! Gary Coleman: Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 (edited) Bart: haha you love a guy Edited June 22, 2006 by *Limelight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Music teacher- No one loves Millhouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 music class: Milhouse loves lisa Lisa loves nelson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 it's just a little airborne, but it's still good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I've got a Simpsons desk calendar with trivia questions on each day. Here's today's: In "Children Of A Lesser Clod", Homer says he can't miss work, because his life is nothing without what? A. His paycheck. B. His break-time donuts. C. The nucleon plant. D. Time away from the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 at flaming moe's where liquor in a mug can warm you like a hug and happiness is just a flaming moe away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 QUOTE (feelingwithyourskin @ Jun 23 2006, 02:11 PM) c Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dingaling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Ah! My eyeball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Iron helps us play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter. Edited June 30, 2006 by Signals1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) "Marge you got a butt that wont quit.... er ra ba la ra ba la 5 dollars? Get outta here! er..." Edited June 30, 2006 by Signals1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 "It's time I face up to the unfaceuptoable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 "You are watching Fox." "We are watching Fox." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingwithyourskin Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) QUOTE (Signals1982 @ Jun 29 2006, 07:59 PM) Iron helps us play! more testicles means more iron Edited June 30, 2006 by feelingwithyourskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTrinity Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Even murder has it's ugly side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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