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Homer trying to get back an insulting letter he sent to Mr. Burns....

 

 

 

Homer- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

 

Desk Clerk- "Alright Mr. Burns... and your first name?"

 

 

Homer- "I don't know."

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QUOTE (Sark @ Sep 13 2007, 01:22 AM)
Homer trying to get back an insulting letter he sent to Mr. Burns....



Homer- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Desk Clerk- "Alright Mr. Burns... and your first name?"


Homer- "I don't know."

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I love the way he says that one! laugh.gif

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Lou: Here's your man, chief.

Chief Wiggam: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.

Lisa: No, chief. Bob's innocent. It's the truth!

Chief Wiggam: The truth, huh? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson.

Lou: But Cecil just voluntarily confessed, chief.

Chief Wiggam: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh... I already am sergeant, chief.

Chief Wiggam: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail.

Sideshow Bob: But surely--I mean, I caught Cecil!

Chief Wiggam: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn't, chief.

Chief Wiggam: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast, it'll make your head spin!

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