Signals1982 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 (edited) Shary: In front of a tavern, Flat on his face, A boozehound named Barney Is pleading his case. Barney: Buy me a beer, Two bucks a glass. Somebody help me, I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy, A snifter of wine. Who am I kidding? I'll drink turpentine. Moe: Move it, ya drunk, Or I'll blast your rear end. Barney: I found two bucks! Moe: Then come in, my friend! Shary: And so, let us leave On this heartwarming scene. Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're fifteen. Edited June 19, 2006 by Signals1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway comission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 What a load of crappy crap crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 (marge) For poeple from 7 to 77 (abe) C'mon Maggie, they don't want us here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 this is Jake Boyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Why does he talk like a lamb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 D'oh yup that's what they all say:D'oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 there are gost cars all over these highways you know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 We like Roy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I want some tacquitos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 "I'd like a coffee." "Beer it is." "No, coff-ee." "Be-er." "C O." "B E." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 "I see you've played knifey spooney before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 "Don't eat pork. Not even with a fork. Can't touch this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 "Welcome back to the Soooooooooooooooooul Mass Transit System!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Moe- we'd like your finest food, stuffed with your second finest waiter- yes, the lobster, stuffed with tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 "this should provide adequate sustainance for the Dr. Who marathon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 "Worst episode ever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Bart and Liza- mom, can we go to be without dinner Marge- yes kids (they run up stairs, 3 doors slam in quick succesion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I can see through time. No need to thank me apu, it was as much my fault as it was yours. "Hehehehee....(provides comical explaination of why the character that presumably got killed in the previous scene is infact okay)" -Dr. Hibbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Homer: What you doing sweetie? Lisa: I'm drawing a picture of my newest hero. Pie Man. Homer: Gee I thought I had a bigger package than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Ralph: I'm going to Africa! To see lions, and giraffe's, and monkey's, and santa, and gorillas, and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Ned: Sweetie, that's not the kind of dress you wear outdoors. Or indoors. Or in a dirty dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Peter Frampton: Do you feel......... like we do. Jimbo: Man, that guys guitar is talking. Otto: Hey, my shoes are talking too. Otto's Shoes: Don't worry, we wont hurt you, we only want to have some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying... Lisa: BABOON! Homer: Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon? Lisa: NO! Homer: Nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Spinal Tap: Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen tank, but that's supposed to be a devil. / Filled up with air it's very evil and impressive. / We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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