Pags Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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liquidcrystalcompass Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 "literally pour himself a stiff one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pags Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ May 5 2006, 02:42 PM) "literally pour himself a stiff one" That was my favorite line in the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM) In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. I read that the new active ingredient in Preparation-H is a compound called Mycraxaburnin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 QUOTE (tangdog @ May 5 2006, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM) In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. I read that the new active ingredient in Preparation-H is a compound called Mycraxaburnin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM) In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/rimshot.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Never say Never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 10:46 AM)QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Well, I can't say if you will or if you won't. But if you do take it, make sure to never mix it with alcohol. YIKES http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/beerpiss2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Never say Never I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 (edited) How about Mywillysasaggin? Or Myphallusislamus, or Icantgetitupandimnotgettinlaidatall Edited May 8, 2006 by Ghost of a Rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 09:59 AM) Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ May 7 2006, 07:29 PM) QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 09:59 AM) Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/beerpiss2.jpg "Thar she blows!" Speaking of alternate names, isn't it ridiculous how every little body problem has to have a professional or medical sounding name? EDS for a limp willy? Incontinence because you can't hold your water anymore? I seem to recall there was already a good name for all these issues. it's called getting old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted May 8, 2006 Author Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 01:48 PM)QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Never say Never I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? Dude... First you name yourself Necro, now this dead man talk.. You don't live within walking distance of any funeral parlors, do you? I know, I know... I saw the opening and I just had to take it. Bad Pags... Bad. P.S. - If you're flexible enough to toot your own horn... then by all means - party it up!!! Signed, Jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (paganoman @ May 8 2006, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 01:48 PM)QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM) that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. Never say Never I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? Dude... First you name yourself Necro, now this dead man talk.. You don't live within walking distance of any funeral parlors, do you? I know, I know... I saw the opening and I just had to take it. Bad Pags... Bad. P.S. - If you're flexible enough to toot your own horn... then by all means - party it up!!! Signed, Jealous *spit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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