barney_rebel Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother wears army boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother smells like army boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 You don't know who your mother is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2112-Rob-2112 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 your mother goes to college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother does kids at colleges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006  your mother does deep knee bends in the cucumber patch  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeislan Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yourt mothers best friend is a banana she's named "Blast". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother had a blast, with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother swims after troop ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother's so fat she wears a laptop for a cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 24 2006, 09:46 AM) Your mother's so fat she wears a laptop for a cell phone. omfg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mama is so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 25, 2006 Author Share Posted March 25, 2006 Your mother is so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Your mother DOES have buckwheat in a headlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wiggles Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Your mama's so fat, marathon runners take one lap around her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wiggles Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out her window, she was arrested for indecent exposure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mother is so fat, she wipes her ass with a parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 These are so flippin funny!!!  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Tell your momma to stop wearing different shades of lipstick; my johnson looks like a rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mother is so ugly, when she was young her mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck in order for the puppy to play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your momma's like a hockey player: she wears the same pads through three periods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixey Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yo momma is so horrific Haunted Houses wont have her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, when you were born it took the doctors three days to find you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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