blonde77th Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 OMG Your Momma still dress's you funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 These are killing me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Your momma did WHITETRASH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 at least i had a Momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 ... but they don't know who yer daddy is; just twelve suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ May 17 2006, 02:55 PM) ... but they don't know who yer daddy is; just twelve suspects. And Whitetrash is one of the suspects too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Your momma's so dumb, I caught her yelling into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending voice mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Your mamma is so stupid, she was burying Cheerios because she thought they were donut seeds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yo momma is so fat, to f*** her you roll her in flour and poke at the wet spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ May 17 2006, 03:52 PM) Your momma's so dumb, I caught her yelling into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending voice mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yo momma's so dumb, she thought 'grammar' was her mom's mom. (Stolen from Alex Lifeson) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ May 17 2006, 06:52 PM) Your momma's so dumb, I caught her yelling into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending voice mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your mamma is so dumb, she wears earmuffs so she won't catch hearing AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 24 2006, 09:29 AM) Your mamma is so dumb, she wears earmuffs so she won't catch hearing AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your Mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your mama is so fat that when she wears spiked heels she strikes oil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 your Momma will kick your butts when she reads these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Yo momma's uglier than Hazel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 you know Hazel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Yo daddy knows Hazel in a 'Biblical way.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ May 26 2006, 05:10 AM) Yo daddy knows Hazel in a 'Biblical way.' In other words, the same way I 'know' your momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I need to memorise these!!! So freakin hilarious! I just scared the cat with my laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planet X-1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Yo momma is so fat and ugly that beach goers try to coax her back in the water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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